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I went to see this last night at the bargain theatre for 3 bucks. My friends told me it was so bad it was good. They were right.
The movie consisted of 9th grade acting with obvious plots a 7 year old could follow, cliche Spanish guitar riffs over gay Texas backflashes, glossed over tree with "blah & blah forever" encrypted on it, the most common lines ever heard one of which I was surprised didn't end in "...are belong to me," and oh yeah in the beginning the demon's shadow looked like one of those cartoon characters from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. God only knows why Mexican Jessica Simpson (forgot her name) immediately falls in love with an OLD UGLY Nicholas Cage billions of years later, setting off the most basic vomiting premise that love overcomes all.
There were about 25 people in the theatre. 5 left in the middle. 15 laughed their asses off. 2 shhhhhhed us, but we ignored them.
I seriously think this movie was made to suck on purpose. Nobody could have possibly made such a terrible movie and thought it was good.
Best line from the movie (and of course a backflash) "Instead of using cars, we could use HELICOPTERS!"
Yeah ok, instead of cars, let's use can-can dancers!
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