Cocktail weiners, toothpicks and bowl of tomato sauce

yeah i agree w/ frenchie on the fog machine/strobe. it's kind of "home-made middle school dance party"-ish. if you can get your hands on decent lights, have at. if not, keep everything dim, and put up some christmas lights all over the ceiling or something. also, get a keg and give girls free cups. that'll get em to dance. and turn up the heat a little in the basement...drunk girls dancing will turn into drunk girls dancing and taking their clothes off

also, not sure how many people you're expecting...but DON'T RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!! soooooooo annoying...my friends and i actually throw a roll of TP in one of our bags when we go party hoping. not fun to find an empty roll when you're in a bathroom with 5 girls that reeeeaaaallly need to pee.

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Originally posted by Caela also, not sure how many people you're expecting...but DON'T RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!! soooooooo annoying...my friends and i actually throw a roll of TP in one of our bags when we go party hoping. not fun to find an empty roll when you're in a bathroom with 5 girls that reeeeaaaallly need to pee.

OOOhhh yes! I forgot about this. I was told last year, " put a roll of TP in your bag " and I'm all like, " wtf are you on " and when they told me I was like, " ohhhhhh " so now I normally do. It's a very good point.

i havent heard the someone complain about running out of toilet paper in a party since.. highschool

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Originally posted by nchs09 i havent heard the someone complain about running out of toilet paper in a party since.. highschool

obv. i'm not going to run to the host and complain about the lack of tp...it happens. it's just REALLY nice to see a surplus at a house party. shows the host is respectful to the female partygoers...which earns brownie points.

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FOAM MACHINE!!!

Everyone is forgetting the most fundamental part of a party: the beer pong table; make sure it's regulation size, luls. No but seriously... beer pong rules, also, even if you're doing a keg, it's nice to have a minifridge setup under the beer pong table for cans of beer.

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that term makes me lol more than that fat bitch

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Don't get a fog machine/lights, that is the LAMEST thing you can do. It will look like a fucking quinceanera and everyone will make fun of you. Also get a lot of alcohol, and when you think you have enough, get a few extra bottles because no one wants to be kinda drunk at 1am with everyone else totally piss drunk and unable to make a beer run.

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make sure you lock off any rooms you don't want anyone wandering into and talk to all the neighbors before the party so the police aren't called.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

You're gonna need a bucket of Astroglyde to go with all those strap-on dildos.

In my wilder days, a fifth of wild turkey, some crack, a few hookers, and some ketamine did it for me.

Ah, middle school...

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