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Re: the 'i just fell on a patch of ice' thread.
| quote: | Originally posted by Jeff Button
ugggggh.
so i make it through to the month of march without the dreaded wipe out on ice - but today, i took a HARD tumble...... which really shouldn't have happened - but due to me being an idiot, it did.
i leave the house this morning in a rush (big surprise, jeff is late) - so i hop in the car and drive off. about five minutes into the drive, i realize i left my cell phone. i pull the 'u-ee' and head back. no parking on the street, so i pull up on the curb. i take one step out of the car then... WHAMMMMO. i slip right away, with the door of my car still open. on my journey to the concrete, i smack my head on the side of my car, and break my fall with my hand (no glove).
headache, big bump on my head, swollen hand, great start to the morning fuck. |
Jeff...you have a great Accident Benefits claim just sitting in your lap with your automobile insurance company.....you will need at least 30-40 sessions of physiotherapy, psychological counselling, housekeeping assistance, attendant care assistance....oh I could go on and on.
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Last edited by Moral Hazard on Apr-26-2011 at 07:48
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