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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit what does ur sister look like?

i was just gonna ask this

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I like eating birds and chunks of birds.


p.s. - pics of sister +2 points

pics of sister eating a bird +4 points

Pics of sister eating a bird and a boner-eclipse in the background +6 points

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Birds are cool, I used to have a budgie when i was a kid it used to fly around and land on my shoulder pirate styles. and it used to attack anyone that came near me. It was awesome, like having my own personal guard dog, but in budgie form.

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Someone ressurect that pigeon thread.

i actually love birds. i'm a closet bird watcher geek too lol but i would never own any...too high maintenance.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

its cruel to lock a bird in a cage

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Originally posted by igottaknow its cruel to lock a bird in a cage

When I had my budgie it actually learned quite quickly how to open its cage. But after it got used to the place it grew to like the cage. I still had to take him out to exercise but sometimes he'd actually go back to the cage himself, it was like his private area.

Most important thing is that it's sufficiently large, clean and has enough toys to keep the bird from getting bored. Also natural branches are better than the standard dowel used for perches. The varied diameter of the branches exercises their feet as they walk along it and prevents arthritis.

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"my son will be a gienues(sp?)" - Originally posted by Googooly
"many species of bear give blowjobs." - Originally posted by Sunsnail.. NOW CONFIRMED BY PHOTO EVIDENCE!
"astroboy is brave and gentle and wise." - Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
"ew! i wouldn't go anywhere near a homeless dudes butthole... not even if i was sodomizing him with a poison ivy cactus dildo" - Originally posted by lücid
"also can someone post the link to my mom's forum, thank you!" - Originally posted by miamitrance04
"dude man its not me its what the world does to me. Trust me I'm a normal person people just constantly fuck with me." Originally posted by ********
"I can see Lira getting a hard-on already. And believe me, Brazilian ass rape is the worst." - Originally posted by Meat187

birds terrify me.

especially chickens.

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Originally posted by squirrelly birds terrify me. especially chickens.

how in the world could anyone be afraid of chickens?

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Originally posted by igottaknow how in the world could anyone be afraid of chickens?

They're fucking creepy. With their diseased beaks and claws... always clucking...

I actually just shivered in real life.

you wouldnt kick them like football would yoU!?

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Originally posted by astroboy Most important thing is that it's sufficiently large, clean and has enough toys to keep the bird from getting bored.

You're basically trying to justify keeping an animal that would normally have the entire sky at it's feet, enclosed within a cage that is no larger than a couple of feet in diameter. Oh at least it has it's toys though.

Jog on.