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Originally posted by Krypton Im watchin over these two kids who are like 7, and it's really sad at how out of control they are. i just want to beat the shit out of them.

beat them with a belt, but first put some baby oil on their backs, a gagball in their mouths and handcuff them to the bed.




wait this is turning into a snuff film

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i can't stand kids right now...maybe i will when i reach 25

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Krypton Im watchin over these two kids who are like 7, and it's really sad at how out of control they are. i just want to beat the shit out of them.

Then get off the fuckin' Internet and go handle that shit.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 i can't stand kids right now...maybe i will when i reach 25

how can u not stand kids? kids are fuckin hilarious and refreshingly honest.

i'm not really big on babies and infants. don't like dirty diapers and crying and stuff...don't feel that comfortable holding little tiny ones, but when they're around 4 or 5...so much fun!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

It's kind of irrational to dislike kids anyways. Disliking OTHER people's children, yeah obviously, cause they aren't raised the way you would do it.

I find it goddamn hilarious when people bitch about their OWN children, or fear how their own kid will turn out...that's basically admitting right there that you don't know what the fuck you're doing, lol.

i would be glad to kill them.
send them in a box to:

Pelican Bay State Prison: #SuspicionVandit
5905 Lake Earl Drive
Crescent City, CA 95531-7000

ps, do not put anything illegal in box. i could get in trouble

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Originally posted by josh4 Yeah considering how fucked up this place is, I don't think most people in the COR should be allowed to make judgments on the proper way to raise a child, myself included.

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This one kid shit his pants then started throwing the soiled underwear at his brother and me. SO I laid his ass out, and threw away the shit.

The day before yesterday, he pisses his pants. The only way he listens is if you get angry and use force.

I'm never watching them again.

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Originally posted by Krypton This one kid shit his pants then started throwing the soiled underwear at his brother and me. SO I laid his ass out, and threw away the shit. The day before yesterday, he pisses his pants. The only way he listens is if you get angry and use force. I'm never watching them again.

ROFLMAO maybe you should continue to watch them. the more you watch them the better they behave.

i know when i was a kid i would act up just to see how far the babysitter would let me go. piss them off all the time. do shit to annoy them. its just the way kids are.

i did a lot of babysitting in my high school days and a few times even in my adult life, and i can honestly say that the kids behaved better with me than their own parents lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee how can u not stand kids? kids are fuckin hilarious and refreshingly honest. i'm not really big on babies and infants. don't like dirty diapers and crying and stuff...don't feel that comfortable holding little tiny ones, but when they're around 4 or 5...so much fun!

they grate on my nerves most of the time. i don't like when they stare and i just feel awkward around them. i'm not the type to pick up a baby and hold it. i don't fuss over babies and gush "oh how cute". i think i can tolerate babies a lot more than 3-9 year olds. it's strange though because everyone i know likes children. i must sound like a potential serial killer.

i do however love old people! cranky, nice, doesn't matter.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 they grate on my nerves most of the time. i don't like when they stare and i just feel awkward around them. i'm not the type to pick up a baby and hold it. i don't fuss over babies and gush "oh how cute". i think i can tolerate babies a lot more than 3-9 year olds. it's strange though because everyone i know likes children. i must sound like a potential serial killer. i do however love old people! cranky, nice, doesn't matter.

haha so you like 75+ yr old babies? wtf how is it any different?