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Originally posted by Yan The shoes are a-okay. Only a 3 on the 10-star-skank-o-meter.

Are you really sure that whores should be graded with the same symbols hotels are? Well, I guess I can sort of see the connection, but still!

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Originally posted by Yan The shoes are hoe-kay. Only a 3 on the reverse 10-star-skank-o-meter.

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Orbax At that point you kind of crossed the rubicon and you might as well lay siege to Rome

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

lol @ hoish


I dunno why it's so funny...but it is.

just out of curiosity, how many shoes do you own jamie?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Oh god, another Fosters drinker. What the hell are you doing man!!??!

Sorry, but I had $5 in ones, and the Sam Adams sixer was $8.19. So, it was go home happy, or just go home. Nothing like a Foster's "oil can" to get things going right.

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Originally posted by Zoso Sorry, but I had $5 in ones, and the Sam Adams sixer was $8.19. So, it was go home happy, or just go home. Nothing like a Foster's "oil can" to get things going right.

Oil can?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Oil can?

Foster's big cans (lol @ pun) were once coined "oil cans," as that is what they supposedly resembled. It's the 25.9 oz. can now, but I'm not sure what size it was back then.

From Wiki: "The distinctive "Oil Can" design was the brainchild of Foster's Group Marketing VP Jack McKimm. Other company higher-ups proposed a jumbo glass bottle, but a demonstration involving an old-timey oil can spout sold them on the idea. The distinctive can design has become synonymous with Foster's Lager."

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Originally posted by Zoso Foster's big cans (lol @ pun) were once coined "oil cans," as that is what they supposedly resembled. It's the 25.9 oz. can now, but I'm not sure what size it was back then. From Wiki: "The distinctive "Oil Can" design was the brainchild of Foster's Group Marketing VP Jack McKimm. Other company higher-ups proposed a jumbo glass bottle, but a demonstration involving an old-timey oil can spout sold them on the idea. The distinctive can design has become synonymous with Foster's Lager."

Well there you go. Learn something new every day.

Ironically though, it would probably taste better to drink actual oil

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Well there you go. Learn something new every day. Ironically though, it would probably taste better to drink actual oil

Nothing says, "I'm here for the party" like carrying around a 25.9 oz. can, baby! That's dedication. Gotta drink fast so they don't get warm.

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Originally posted by Zoso Nothing says, "I'm here for the party" like carrying around a 25.9 oz. can, baby! That's dedication. Gotta drink fast so they don't get warm.

I like it!

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