ok i guess i was getting too creative. but sometimes u gotta come up with something SO bizarre that it's believable u know...

i guess i'll stick to the day job excuse.

and my date wants me to get this one. not bad...

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

u're fine lookin no matter what u wear

best excuse to get of a work is that you crack a nerve in your teeth or something like that

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Originally posted by Slylee ok i guess i was getting too creative. but sometimes u gotta come up with something SO bizarre that it's believable u know...

when in doubt... "female" issues are always a good excuse. no one will ever question it, especially not a male boss.

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Originally posted by ASFSE u're fine lookin no matter what u wear

cool...so garbage bag it is. lol thanks!



i just called the restaurant and the schedule for this weekend isn't even done yet!! woo hoo! i told the girl who answered to leave a note on the manager's desk that i "absolutely cannot work saturday due to an obligation for my day job" and then i told her i would just talk to her when i go to work tonight. she said she'd do it.

cross your fingers



and hijack my lame girly thread

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Originally posted by lücid when in doubt... "female" issues are always a good excuse. no one will ever question it, especially not a male boss.

it's a female lesbian boss.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I don't like any of them, but my eyes/brain have major issues with the 2nd and 3rd ones. It's like a fun house gone wrong & thrown on fabric.


...IMO

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I know this is fairly poor taste but you could always play the abortion card


Say you have an unwanted pregnancy that must be taken care of saturday or else it'll be too late!


Should work like a charm!

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Originally posted by jdat I know this is fairly poor taste but you could always play the abortion card Say you have an unwanted pregnancy that must be taken care of saturday or else it'll be too late! Should work like a charm!

that may be the worst thing I've read on here...evar.

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Your excuse: diarrhea. No one will try to ask you then.

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Originally posted by jdat I know this is fairly poor taste but you could always play the abortion card Say you have an unwanted pregnancy that must be taken care of saturday or else it'll be too late! Should work like a charm!

Probably the funniest thing I'll read on TA for a looooong time!

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Originally posted by jdat I know this is fairly poor taste but you could always play the abortion card Say you have an unwanted pregnancy that must be taken care of saturday or else it'll be too late! Should work like a charm!

HAHAHAH wtf!

that was hilarious

i already used the marketing event for my day job excuse w/ the secretary. she called back and said the schedule is done, and i'm on for saturday and that "all the girls" are on saturday, which is 3 of us.

i'm just gonna have to talk to my boss tonight when i work and tell her there's nothing i can do, and if she has to write me up or whatever, then oh well.

last weekend 2 hostesses were on, and neither one of them showed or picked up their phones the entire night, leaving only 2 of us there and we were fine, so i'm not worried. they got "written up" for it. W0000 h0000 lol

they're not gonna fire me. besides, the chef (who is also part owner) loves me

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone