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Re: Don't drink cider and let one rip
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj O'Callaghan

Must be one of the most digusting and horrid situations one can face. I've been drinking cider this morning which is an alcoholic drink before the North Americans accuse me of drinking apple juice which cider isn't.
I went for cigarette the suns shining, so I go through a few tracks and spot the Airdrawndagger album on my Ipod chilling out in the garden the suns shinning listening to good old Wavy Gravy and I'm enjoying myself smoking and drinking Magners.
But I fell the need to fart so I let a sly one rip what should of felt like air felt wet in fact it was shitty mush yes people I've just shit my fucking pants and I'm fucking livid! . Yes not Wavy gravy fucking arse gravy more like!
I've ran upstairs peeled off my clothes, taken a shower and thrown my boxers and jeans into the binbag which I've launched outside. Luckly I wasn't wearing a pair of Bench jeans and not my beloved Diesel.
Give me a day and I'll see the funny side to this  
So next time you drink cider, when you feel the need to let one rip go visit the shitter. | hahahahhahahaha selfpwned.
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| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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