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Originally posted by kadomony WAY too much shit to remember. mostly in nyc tho. ummm just a couple days ago there was some bum who came out of a convenience store screaming SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! in an extremely loud raspy voice at random intervals. mind you, this was at 8am in the morning.

Not 8am in the evening? Thank god that would have been REALLY weird!

I was driving down this really windy freeway one night after work and this guy in a Camero came barreling down at easily 100 mph+. One weird curve and he swerved and hit the wall. But the thing with this freeway is that the walls aren't very big, and it borders the LA river...which is pretty much non-existant. So he hit the wall, flipped upside down, and plummeted a good 40-50 feet into an empty cement ravine.

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Lol.

I was in my friends car, and we were stuck in a traffic jam going over Victoria bridge heading into the city. 2 cars behind us is one of those retardedly annoying people that, even though there is no chance of it helping, she insists on blasting her horn every 5 seconds. The guy in the car directly behind us gets out and I assume asks her to stop.

She does, but only for maybe a minute, then starts up again. The guy behind us calmly gets out, walks up to here car, reaches in, grabs her keys, and throws them into the river below.

Holy fuck it was funny

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Lol. I was in my friends car, and we were stuck in a traffic jam going over Victoria bridge heading into the city. 2 cars behind us is one of those retardedly annoying people that, even though there is no chance of it helping, she insists on blasting her horn every 5 seconds. The guy in the car directly behind us gets out and I assume asks her to stop. She does, but only for maybe a minute, then starts up again. The guy behind us calmly gets out, walks up to here car, reaches in, grabs her keys, and throws them into the river below. Holy fuck it was funny

Holy crap!

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Lol. I was in my friends car, and we were stuck in a traffic jam going over Victoria bridge heading into the city. 2 cars behind us is one of those retardedly annoying people that, even though there is no chance of it helping, she insists on blasting her horn every 5 seconds. The guy in the car directly behind us gets out and I assume asks her to stop. She does, but only for maybe a minute, then starts up again. The guy behind us calmly gets out, walks up to here car, reaches in, grabs her keys, and throws them into the river below. Holy fuck it was funny

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Originally posted by Theresa The guy running, the wet back... the disgusted look.

i had no idea they were trying to sneak into your country too. so did the border patrol catch him?

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov lol. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Some poor passed out drunk guy at a party who's 'mates' decided to shave his eyebrows off and after getting away with that put his hand in a bowl of lukewarm water.
That actually works.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov lol. But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

what did you make the fake puke with ?

Wow. It's from Goonies boys

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Originally posted by dj_bas Wow. It's from Goonies boys

Thank goodness someone knows it. I was really worried about humanity for awhile there.

For you n00bs:

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[youtube] video of porn star puking on guy's dick while giving a bj [/youtube]

witnessed crazy shit = vomit?
lol

(imagine if you'd seen this shit)
(btw, the video is down, lololOLoLOLOLolOLOL)
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...d/t-372134.html

but anyways, everyone at the club. and then the video focuses on a guy who has a stab wound on his head, but he's just standing there and the blood pours all over his face and onto his shirt. it's even dripping off his elbow onto the floor. he's even laughing. and then kicked out

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colonelcrisp the dudes face was hagning off

and of course, the internet is glorious:
2 year old being raped, tortured.
suicides
decapitations
scalping
strapping explosives to neck
autopsies (lol, video.google.com)
auto accidents
saw my first elevator accident last night


as for my own two eyes, nothing spectacular. saw my girlfriends body. more dead bodies at morgue.
elementary school saw a younger girl get hit by a car (he leg went inverted, not too bad)

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