We can't have 3 k's! That's one fucked up alphabet!

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Originally posted by lücid k. doing K

She'd never make it back to the bathroom after the first trip

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Originally posted by Slylee or hates the date and is trying to make it pass by fast.

Maybe she can't fit through the bathroom window to escape, puts up with another 5 minutes of banter and then decides to try again
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Originally posted by RJT She'd never make it back to the bathroom after the first trip

sounds like a good date to me!

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy where the hole actually is, like seriusly wtf. okay really tho i was at the movies with my gf yesterday and noticed a couple come in who looked like they were on their first date. And the women did something i always notice girls do on their first dates. ALWAYS! and it fuckin dumbstrucks me. I've been on so many first dates wherethe girl does this. They go to the washroom every 5 mins! wtf is up with the frequent washroom breaks? cant be IBS could it? i know one thing guys do alot on first dates but girls dont notice. WEll for me i always have TONS of gas.anyone else? anyways ladies let me know whats up with the frequent washroom breaks unless of course its the gas problem too.

I tell you what it is the girl is going into the toliets to send her friends text messages or phone them because their indecisive about everything about the date, thats whats that deal is.

In my experience if you don't get on well with the girls friends you have no chance, they literally sway eachothers opinions on everything etc.

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i have fucking gas all the time. its ridiculas. fucking in the middle of a spoon, getting head, having sex it feels like the fart is gonna go right up my gooch in her face.

i need to see a gasteroligist.

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Originally posted by r5a i have fucking gas all the time. its ridiculas. fucking in the middle of a spoon, getting head, having sex it feels like the fart is gonna go right up my gooch in her face. i need to see a gasteroligist.

lol

i'd be interested to know what your daily diet consists of. you might be able to take care of the problem yourself.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Beano before...

i don't know why she kept doing that.

as for me, i hardly go to the bathroom in public places. in fact i try to avoid them as much as possible.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by AndreaCKY772 i don't know why she kept doing that. as for me, i hardly go to the bathroom in public places. in fact i try to avoid them as much as possible.

ur my queen.

seriously, i never met a girl like that because for me doing my business in a public washroom is nastier then fuckin a hooker without a condom on.

but by 5 mins i didnt mean literally 5 mins. i just mean alot like maybe 3-5 times during the date


for my farts i just squeeze mu butt cheeks together and start moving around uncomfortably in this seat counting the minutes till i can let the ****** rip out