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Originally posted by steven-neil steven-neil with a pint

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I PUT TRADEMARKS AROUND YO MOTHAFUCKIN EYE
JUST ME N YOU

I was waiting for my downtown 2/3 express train at the Times Square station one time, just going to work in the morning. The usual deal - the train arrives, it's pretty crowded, the people on the platform begin gathering around the doors getting ready for them to open. So I'm waiting for the doors in front of me to open, they do, and people start walking out. All of a sudden, this dude steps right into the gap between the train and the platform and half his leg (almost up to his knee) falls into the gap! And he's stuck! He starts howling and yelling at the top of his lungs, while we're all looking at him in horror. We tried helping him up, but he eventually just pulled so hard that he finally set himself loose. We all just kind of went on the train and let him be alone on the platform. He sat on the nearest stairs and just began crying.

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stan you shoulda consoled him...

put yo head on my shooooullldderrss

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Originally posted by kid nyce stan you shoulda consoled him... put yo head on my shooooullldderrss

dont cry.... dry your eye

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Times are hard on the Blvd.

i hate the subway with passion!!!!!!!!!

there are these 3 black dudes that harmonize giligan's island theme... i always give them money...

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worst is during rush hour when someone decides to use their whole body to hug the pole.

E train is probably one of the most ghetto lines ever. i was coming home late one night just minding my own business when i see a stream of liquid winding its way down to my end of the car. i follow the stream up and i see a guy kinda sitting by himself at the other end of the car. i couldn't really see that well but i swear i think the guy was pissing himself in his pants he was so fucking drunk. his jeans were seriously getting darker. just sitting there and urinating. ugh it was disgusting.

seen the usual vomiting, etc etc.

another time i was waiting on the downtown platform at 51st street on the 6 during the late AM rush. the train pulls in and i'm standing at one of the "step aside" places on the platform. the 6 is always packed no matter when so i'm right at the door and platform edge, letting people off. this guy behind me tries to go around me and move against the flow of people moving out. i quickly saw what he was trying to do, and laid my shoulder into him, knocking him back a few steps. he didn't try it after that.

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Originally posted by DJ Eco This one time on the E train about a week and a half ago, this old homeless dude, really talk, skinny, and his lip curved downward so u could see his rotten teeth (a lot of them are like that)... he is in the corner where the disabled persons seating is... he gets up, takes his wanker out of the fly of his jeans and starts beating off hahaha i was laughing, cos only in new york can you find that... the train comes to a hault at the next station and he falls and is on the floor on his back just beating off and moaning really loudly (drunkly) "UNHHHHHHH.. UNHHHHHHH!"

that is fucking DISGUSTING I would laugh but be horrified..


I was sitting in the S as the doors are just about to close, waiting for it to pull out, when one of those mofos who gets a running start and tries to launch into the doors just as they have 2" left before they close tries to jump into the train. He only gets one arm in as far as the elbow and the doors close on him. He's hollering for the conducter to open the doors and they are taking their sweet ass time, obviously on purpose cause he was being a dick. Finally they open the doors, but just a crack, not enough for him to move his hand enough, and then slam the doors closed on his arm again. He's still hollering and everyone inside the train is laughing at him. The conductors do the open-close thing a few more times and then finally let him take his arm out. He walks off mad. What an idiot.

Another time this corporate looking dude in a suit was doing magic tricks, like pulling a dime out from behind the ear, for a bunch of kids on the train. It was really cute actually and was making everyone's day that was watching him. Really nice of him to take the time to do that, the kids were going crazy.

Not all subway stories are bad

the N/W trains sees alot of the man with the accordian who plays the theme from titanic. He doesn't say a word either.

i once got so wasted on jose cuervo that i passed out and woke up 3 hours later near coney island....

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Originally posted by DJ_Lord i hate the subway with passion!!!!!!!!!

Same here. So grimey too ugh.

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