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Originally posted by gehzumteufel "I have never really been too good at Math"[/URL]

...an understatement of the year but I call SHENANIGANS! No one could possibly be that stupid nor in a possition to be a sales manager. This whiffs of major barnhouse full of bulls.

(tho I did see "Dilbert Principle" at work quite a few times...)

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by Sunsnail The house I live in is worth as much as a Porsche. Thanks.

lol what a shithole!

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Originally posted by dj_bas He must live in a shithole if his house is only worth as much as a Porsche.

2nd mortgage = Equity Line so that would mean his house is worth MORE than a porsche.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel "I have never really been too good at Math and I was sure the whole time we were making money - I was initially blown away by the amount of cars we were selling in that first hour. I had seen the "buy one get one free card" work extremely well for the new coffee shop down the road and thought what a great idea I will try it here."

LMAO

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Originally posted by stren LMAO

lol yeah. fucking idiot. the profit margin on a single cup of coffee is hundreds of times higher than a car.

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Originally posted by stren LMAO

awww. burn. to get that kind of reaction out of a polak? erm.. I mean Pole...






















/runs and hides





































j/k mate. lav ya, muwha!

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

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Originally posted by emc^2 awww. burn. to get that kind of reaction out of a polak? erm.. I mean Pole... /runs and hides j/k mate. lav ya, muwha!

nah, its ok, we're inferior

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel 2nd mortgage = Equity Line so that would mean his house is worth MORE than a porsche.

That was my point. If he took out a second mortgage to buy a Porsche...he can't very well sell the free one and have the money to pay off his second mortgage now can he?

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Originally posted by dj_bas That was my point. If he took out a second mortgage to buy a Porsche...he can't very well sell the free one and have the money to pay off his second mortgage now can he?

why not? he may incur what...2-300 worth of interest a day? so he sells the free one for the total price and he then pays off the 2nd. not that hard. its not like hes penalized for paying it off early.

Holy fuck, that's awesome.

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Yeah, he basically broke even. Say he spends $75,000 on the Porsche, sells the free on on eBay for $70,000... he's still down $5000, but he can pay back up to $70,000 on the mortgage and has a Porsche to show for it. I'd say they both win at life.

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Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov Yeah, he basically broke even. Say he spends $75,000 on the Porsche, sells the free on on eBay for $70,000... he's still down $5000, but he can pay back up to $70,000 on the mortgage and has a Porsche to show for it. I'd say they both win at life.

Ok so $70,000 worth of second mortgage is paid off...what about the remaining $300,000+? Am I not understanding what a mortgage is or what?

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