i have a rather disturbing story regarding a faulty catheter and my friend's penis, and how it got stuck in there and how he was pissing a waterfall of fresh blood for a week.
but i'll spare u guys...
oops!
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Mar-21-2007 15:36
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
lol wizniz wtf kind of name is that!
and orby... i dont have a gf
Classy.
Mar-21-2007 15:36
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
oh jamie, i just had a late lunch. thanks a lot, dorkass
Mar-21-2007 15:39
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i have a rather disturbing story regarding a faulty catheter and my friend's penis, and how it got stuck in there and how he was pissing a waterfall of fresh blood for a week.
but i'll spare u guys...
oops!
oh fuck that sounds like it hurt like a mofo.
Mar-21-2007 15:39
nchs09
Traceaddict in training
Registered: Sep 2003
Location: Inside your mum
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i have a rather disturbing story regarding a faulty catheter and my friend's penis, and how it got stuck in there and how he was pissing a waterfall of fresh blood for a week.
but i'll spare u guys...
oops!
what kind of foul desiese did u give him?
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Mar-21-2007 15:40
denys envy
no scratch, no snatch...
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: falLAcy, CA
golden showerz... now THAT's a gf/bf moment.
Mar-21-2007 15:40
igottaknow
PerfectTeeth R4 Dinosaurs
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: The Future
quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i have a rather disturbing story regarding a faulty catheter and my friend's penis, and how it got stuck in there and how he was pissing a waterfall of fresh blood for a week.
but i'll spare u guys...
oops!
you've sharing stories with jennypie havent you
Mar-21-2007 15:41
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
hahah
i dunno what the initial problem is with him, but he called me cuz he was wanting to know if he had a medical malpractice case. he's a good friend of mine. i dont even have a penis and i was like, "OMG stop! i can't listen to this"
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
quote:
Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Mar-21-2007 16:03
jdat
Jay Van Dat
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: I dont even know
pen0r catheters are a bitch at first then you get used to it and become lazy with you peepee...
and when they take it out you're like fudge now I can't peepee everywhere
Mar-21-2007 16:15
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
quote:
Originally posted by jdat
pen0r catheters are a bitch at first then you get used to it and become lazy with you peepee...
and when they take it out you're like fudge now I can't peepee everywhere
speaking from experience?
Mar-21-2007 16:19
Nrg2Nfinit
ItaloDiscoAddict
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Ottawa
catheter sounds fun but golden showers are still funner
Mar-21-2007 16:19
Dj O'Callaghan
The UKTA Triggerman
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Northampton UK
A good old fashioned case of the tri shot is what I call it's a bit like them super soakers which fire streams of water out in different directions. It's a great way to recorate the bathroom, turns what was once white walls a subtle shade of sunrise.
