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Omega_M
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Registered: Jun 2005
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quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
Cat walks into a bar

cat says "Hey man, can i get some catnip"

bartender "wtf you can't talk. you're a cat"


cat: ohh.


Man, you take bad jokes from COR and post them here.


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Old Post Mar-23-2007 22:13  India
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Allied Nations
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Registered: Mar 2004
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quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Man, you take bad jokes from COR and post them here.



Your point?


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Omega_M
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quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
Your point?


2.


1) By posting bad jokes in this forum, you assume canadians have a poor sense of humor. (OK, I know that is true, but why be so blatantly obvious ? )

2) At least search for good jokes outside TA. Stop being so lazy.


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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

Old Post Mar-23-2007 22:20  India
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Allied Nations
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by posting that i got 2 of the funniest posts in the thread.




my work here is done.


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DJ Charlie
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quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Man, you take bad jokes from COR and post them here.


copy cat !

Old Post Mar-23-2007 23:50  Lebanon
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DJ Charlie
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Registered: Feb 2002
Location: Montreal, Canada

got this in my email today


quote:
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

"We can't chew them because we've no teeth", she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"

The old lady replied,? "We just love the chocolate around them."

It pays to be careful around old people.

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Paulr
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Combien de Français faut-il pour défendre Paris?

- On ne sait pas, ils n'ont jamais essayé


EDIT FOR GREG :

How many frenchies do you need to defend Paris ?

- We don't know, they never tried


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Allied Nations
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quote:
Originally posted by Paulr
Combien de Français faut-il pour défendre Paris?

- On ne sait pas, ils n'ont jamais essayé


EDIT FOR GREG :

How many frenchies do you need to defend Paris ?

- We don't know, they never tried






THANK YOU!!


HEY LOOK EVERYONE! FRENCH-E MADE A FUNNY!


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Marcus007
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hahahaha love that selma hahahahaha

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