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Originally posted by dj_bas Being average = not impressing others? What if being myself is the same as being awesomely above average?

Sorry but we all can't be average, but maybe someday... I mean to say there's always hope.

The Average Guy has sex 1.5 times a week (79 times a year), and lasts about 14 minutes.
He has a 1-in-4.3 chance of cheating on his wife and enjoys a total of 12.4 sex partners throughout his life.
The odds that his wife will cheat on him are 1 in 8.3, and the average woman enjoys a total of four sex partners throughout her life.
The Average Guy is 34.4 years old and earns about $36,100 a year.
He's about 5-feet-9 and weighs 175 pounds.
He's married with two children and has $3,100 in the bank.

Age when the average guy is in the best shape of his life: 23
Percentage of men who consider themselves "physically fit": 69
Percentage who actually are: 13
Time it takes the average guy to run a mile: 8 minutes, 34 seconds
Amount he can bench-press: 135 pounds
Number of situps he can do: 36
Pushups: 27
Pullups: 1
Percentage of men who would never skip another workout if... ...they could build twice the muscle with half the effort: 40
...women began wearing see-through spandex: 16
Size of the average guy's biceps: 13 inches (flexed, at around 175 pounds)
Size of his chest: 40 inches (inhaled, exhaled closer to 38 inches, at around 175 pounds)
Size of his waist: 34 inches (at around 175 pounds)
The part of a man's body that's the biggest turn-on for the average woman: His butt
The part the average guy spends the most time trying to develop: His chest
Time period when the typical gym is least crowded: 10 am to 11:30am
Percentage of men who don't belong in a gym: 88
Exercise equipment the average guy is most likely to own: Dumbbells
Number of men who have used their stationary bike in the past week: 1 in 3
Number who haven't hopped on the thing in at least 3 months: 1 in 6
Percentage of men who use their fitness equipment as... ...a place to hang their clothes: 45
...a doorstop: 13
...a weapon: 8
Amount of muscle the average sedentary guy loses each year: 1 pound
Fat he gains each year: 1.1 pounds
Resting heart rate of a fit man: 52 beats per minute (BPM)
Resting heart rate of a man who's out of shape: 72 BPM
Time it takes a fit man to log 8,000,000 heartbeats: 30 years
Time it takes an out-of-shape man: 19 years
Amount the average 40-year-old man would save each year in medical costs if he exercised regularly: $949 Average cost of a 1-year gym membership: $648
His net profit: $301
Number of men who would rather work out than have sex: 1 in 7
Percentage of men (and women) who think that gyms are pickup joints: 14

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Originally posted by igottaknow Sorry but we all can't be average, but maybe someday... I mean to say there's always hope.

Did you quote me by accident?

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Last edited by Orbax on Mar-23-2007 at 22:29

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Originally posted by UWM LOL, that's one way too look at it I guess. So, by your logic, I'm pretending I'm someone I'm not by having a college degree? Because, I mean, I could just sit here without one and work at McDonald's and be myself.

Most average guys have college degrees

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Originally posted by iammesol Most below average guys have college degrees.

fxd

If I had known there were so many above average ppl here I would never have created this thread.

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Originally posted by igottaknow If I had known there were so many above average ppl here I would never have created this thread.

you are the minority

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Originally posted by stren IGK you wuss! me and Ygrene laugh at you

in kazakhstan i laugh at you

christ orbax, quit flattering yourself