you: mr. wiggles ::sob:: ::sobb:: oh god! Mr wiggles, i can't come to work today ::sniffle::
Mr Wiggles (bossman): ::sigh::, ok and why is that?
you: ::sob:: ::wail:: last night i was raped by 6 huge black guys. my ass smells like cum and my mouth smells like cum omg! ::cry::
Mr wiggles: can you cume in tomorrow?
you: no. omg, i'm so depressed. ::cocks hammer on gun::
mr wiggles: was that,,,, was that a gun?
you: o god ::cry:: i think i need some time off



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