a few years ago my gyno moved up north and referred me to a new gyno whom i go to now. he's friggin hot. the first time i went in for an appt. i was like, "FUCK". haha

i'm used to it now though. he's nice, but he's kind of a dork because he always makes small talk during the exam. he's sitting there with his fingers up my vagina like, "so how's work? u dating anyone? how's school?"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

YOU'RE A RAAAABID ANTI-DENTITE!

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Originally posted by Ygrene Here's a story for you: One time I got hit in the balls while playing basketball, such that my scrotum filled up with blood INSTANTLY. It was pretty scary as I could feel the blood pouring in there. Anyways, so I go to the Emergency Room to get checked out and a normal guy doctor comes in to examine me, no big deal. He says he wants to do a sonogram on my balls. Ok great. So they get me all set-up in the songram room and the nurse tells me the tech will be in shortly. Sure enough, 5 minutes later in walks a very very very cute 27ish year old brunette. An absolute doll, she was! And she proceeds to sonogram my balls. POWNED. Hot dentist any day of the week.

man i seriously have a fear of that kinda stuff hahaha. i have heard too many stories about twisted nuts or shit....this is my greatest fear lol...seriosuly

hahah that sucks ygrene!!

i have a better story though.

in high school i had h-pylori. it's a bacterial thing that eats the lining of ur stomach and causes ulcers...yea, not fun at all. anyway, no one knew wtf was wrong with me and i was having these awful episodes of constant vomitting for 15 hours and i'd go to the ER, bla bla bla


well, they had to do a rectal exam on me to check my asshole out or whatever...to see about bloody stools and all that fun stuff. i was 17 years old (NO i hadn't done anal yet guys so stfu) and the guy who had to perform the exam was the flight surgeon who lived 2 doors down from us and was good friends with my dad. haha i was living on a military base in japan, so everyone was really close and everyone knew everyone. he had to lube up his fingers and stick them up my ass. LOL then i'd see him practically every day after that and i could barely look him in the eye. it sucked.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Floorfiller man i seriously have a fear of that kinda stuff hahaha. i have heard too many stories about twisted nuts or shit....this is my greatest fear lol...seriosuly

mine was bad cos one nearly died. i was only 7/8 and playing football & i felt a bit of an uncomofortable pain but wasn't sure what it was. 5 days later it was hurting more so i went to the docs, 48 hours later i went home from hospital & got 2 weeks off school and my grandparents brought me a sega master system. I was delighted!

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Originally posted by Ian mine was bad cos one nearly died. i was only 7/8 and playing football & i felt a bit of an uncomofortable pain but wasn't sure what it was. 5 days later it was hurting more so i went to the docs, 48 hours later i went home from hospital & got 2 weeks off school and my grandparents brought me a sega master system. I was delighted!

i'm not going to even finish reading that after "one nearly died" hahah...i'm gonna get nightmares...



it's ok boys...we'll be oooookay

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Originally posted by Ian mine was bad cos one nearly died. i was only 7/8 and playing football & i felt a bit of an uncomofortable pain but wasn't sure what it was. 5 days later it was hurting more so i went to the docs, 48 hours later i went home from hospital & got 2 weeks off school and my grandparents brought me a sega master system. I was delighted!

Hahahahahahaha! Thank goodness for the Master System!!

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Originally posted by Slylee ...to see about bloody stools and all that fun stuff. i was 17 years old (NO i hadn't done anal yet guys so stfu) and the guy who had to perform the exam was the flight surgeon who lived 2 doors down from us and was good friends with my dad. haha i was living on a military base in japan, so everyone was really close and everyone knew everyone. he had to lube up his fingers and stick them up my ass. LOL then i'd see him practically every day after that and i could barely look him in the eye. it sucked.

Hot.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Hahahahahahaha! Thank goodness for the Master System!!

yeah. one of my first games - the ninja

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Originally posted by Slylee he had to lube up his fingers and stick them up my ass. LOL then i'd see him practically every day after that and i could barely look him in the eye. it sucked.

that kinda reminds me of my first time. I was quite naive and about 16/17 and at the start of my stomach problems. One of the tests was the finger up ass one, except I never realised it was a finger. I'm in the car on my way home & my mam asked me what happened and i said "he stuck some sort of cold stephascope up my bum :|" and she said "i think that was his finger" i totally grossed out