When I was in... first grade I think I was over at a friends house and we were building little rivers and dams (because thats fun!) in his back yard and I wasn't wearing any shoes and I slammed a big shovel (like one of those giant grown up size ones) down on nail of my right big toe.

GOD DAMN THAT HURT.

It filled up with blood, and I took like half a pain killer that my friends dad gave me (it was like some strong stuff, don't remember) and I was all high off my ass for like a whole day (it didn't let me sleep, I just sat in bed with this horrible numb dull pain in my foot).

So the doctor said that its best to drain the blood, it will help it fall off and heal faster, so I was like "OK"

But then I realized that they were gunna use a flame to drill through my toe nail so I freaked out and they had to strap me down and do it caz I was freaking out so bad.

Anyways it fell off and healed...

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy TWO FUCKING HUGE PICTURES OF FEET

looking at that made my stomach go as bad as if i'd smelled it

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Originally posted by noikeee looking at that made my stomach go as bad as if i'd smelled it

my work here is done

He has soccer feet,they'll never be perfect.

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Originally posted by Frenchie He has soccer feet,they'll never be perfect.

theyve been kicked stepped on twisted banged to shit. bruises welts and blisters all over. thats the way soccer feet are supposed to be. theyre the feet of men

You mean alligator feet?

youll be fine

eat it

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pff take it like a man
got stepped on my a cleat one time, hit right in the soft spot at the top of the nail and after a couple days it was like half detached and only gonna fall off more as the days went by, so i pulled it off
hurts way less if you're fully expecting it

that said, the nail grew all fucked up for a year or two and i got ingrown toenails a couple times
went to a podiatrist twice to fix it and he didn't really do shit, so i just trimmed it regularly to make sure it wasn't growing sideways and now its fine

moral of the story/cor version: i hate doctors, they never do anything right for me, and also i pulled a nail off my toe


LOL and once in high school same thing happed to this crazy fucking bass player in my music class (i mean like i walk into the room and he picks up the bass (upright bass mind you, not electric) with the stand pointing at me and just SPRINTS straight at me) but yeah, happened to him so he pulled it off one day and used it as a pick for a while

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Fuck. I could feel it in my toenails and it's creeping me the hell out.