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best time at the movies EVER!
i saw the first showing today and it was just so damn good, like a blowjob. iv been waiting three years to see this film.
k first off we canadians got a fake trailer no one else had called 'Hobo with a shotgun'. this trailer was so damn good on the big screen, the whole audience loved it. then came the Machete trailer which was so fuckin great that its being made into a real movie now (source: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/). after those two trailers came Planet Terror by Robert Rodriguez. if you hate gore, mexicans, texas, and little 7 year olds getting shot in the face, then this is not the movie for you, u little pussy panzy ass piece of shit. Planet Terror is probably one of the best Zombie flicks you will ever see since the original Dawn of the Dead. during the sex scene with Rose McGowan and Freddy Rodríguez, there was a missing reel and 20 minutes of plot was missing. but the audience still loved it and was laughing.
after planet terror was over we got to see 3 more fake trailers.
Werewolf Women of the S.S. by rob zombie
Nicolas Cage as Fu Manchu...nuff said
Don't by edger wright
"if ur thinking about seeing this movie buy urself....DONT!" voice over by Will Arnett (Gob from aressted development)
Thanksgiving by eli roth
the most sick and twisted trailer of em all, 20 seconds had to be cut from the trailer to avoid an NC-17...cant wait for the DVD
then came Tarantino's Death Proof. Death Proof started out with really bad intentional funny editing. its hard to explain, u have to see it for yourself. first half of the movie is just girls doing girl talk and being whores. but its starts to pick up later on and turns into a fucking good tarantino movie. probably my 2nd favorite taratino film(1st is pulp fiction).
long story short, go watch Grindhouse.
EDIT: all the black people walked out the first 5 minutes for some reason
Last edited by Minhaj on Apr-07-2007 at 05:53
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