Jamie will you go out with me?


YES ................ NO

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oh stop. i'm a sucker for that bullshit

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

sounds like you need to reread that book you got craig so did your south of the border experiment go wrong?

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Originally posted by Slylee I was honestly traumatized by that relationship though. I hung out with him and his best friend A LOT. It was always the 3 of us. We’d be out eating dinner or something and some fat chick would walk in with big boobs and they’d be like, “heh, I bet she gives killer head. Fat chicks always give good BJ’s. I bet her boobs are bla bla bla bla” and I would just sit there and laugh and listen to them. It’s kind of funny how piggish men are though when they're not around women. I mean, I don’t mind that sort of nasty humor either, so I usually make it pretty obvious around guys that I’m not offended by that stuff because I can’t stand when people act phony around me. I can always tell. Men obviously have a certain degree of phoniness around women because they’re trying to be someone they’re not. I guess that's my point.

i refuse to act phony. i can admit that i do hold back for a while till i really know them well enough for me to use my more crude and kinda twisted humor, but for the most part i am quite tame. i dont put on a face. i may be obscure for a while and not be forthcoming about myself but thats because i sit back and watch how people act for a bit and then start to talk.

Yeah, guys think with their dick, but a true gentleman won't act on it.

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if a guy really like a girl he won't say shit to his buddies...he will be protective and keep details to himself because he doesn't want his friends having images in their mental wank bank.

a woman on the other hand, always knows her best friend's bf cock size, techniques, how he likes 2 fingers up his ass...ect ect

amirite or amirite?

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how he likes 2 fingers up his ass...ect ect

sounds like my mate monk boy's average friday night.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if a guy really like a girl he won't say shit to his buddies...he will be protective and keep details to himself because he doesn't want his friends having images in their mental wank bank. a woman on the other hand, always knows her best friend's bf cock size, techniques, how he likes 2 fingers up his ass...ect ect amirite or amirite?

Absolutely true.

*** edit... I made a joke about my small dick in the presence of two of Mrs. Hazard's friends at a party a few weeks ago... one of them actually says "c'mon Craig, we all know the truth..."

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Absolutely true. *** edit... I made a joke about my small dick in the presence of two of Mrs. Hazard's friends at a party a few weeks ago... one of them actually says "c'mon Craig, we all know the truth..."

lol agreed
its even funnier whan some of that info leaks back to the guys though

and i'm definitely lucky in this sense, i don't change how i talk or act at allllll around my gf. hell, i've called her a **** to her face
but yeah, as for checking out chicks in a restaurant or something, we both do it

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Absolutely true. *** edit... I made a joke about my small dick in the presence of two of Mrs. Hazard's friends at a party a few weeks ago... one of them actually says "c'mon Craig, we all know the truth..."

Its even better when her best friend is shitfaced and hitting on you...when you say no she tells you, "she's only with you for your cock you know"...women might smell like flowers, but in their mind is a sewer not even fit enough for the ninja turtles

also how they say,"i never did this before"...yeah, like the 4 shots i bought you made me that special to stick it in your ass for the first time in your life lol.

women are just as full of shit.

i'm pretty much cautious with a bitch, until she gives up that ass, then you know she's dedicated to the cause.

problem is - i gave up dating, and definitely not looking to get married until late 20's. so a lot of women have trouble understanding that all i'm looking for is a # and time-slot and i could really care less about problems/insecurities of your life nor do i want them to be a part of mine. it's easy to be friends with a girl when she's states/hours away, but let's realize that when a dude is around you all he thinks about is how he's gonna get up in that ass.

granted this will change once i'm ready for marriage and dating again. but right now? shiiiiiiiit, if you don't let me fuck you in the ass and then wake up in the morning to serve me russian earl grey tea and blueberry pancakes - i'm not worth your time, and you're not worth mine.

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Originally posted by Slylee Is this wrong? I've pretty much come to accept this though. I'm not angry about it, nor do I plan on ever trying to change a man (if I ever find a cool one again to keep). I'd rather just work around his disgusting habits and dirty mind. It's like if you can't beat em, join em' type of thinking.

Hey Jamie coming from you this is pretty weird stuff, I mean weren't you the one who posted how you were obsessed with sex and telling the guys here to "bend the girl over the desk" and shit. And now you're moralizing about "pigs".

What's the deal