With all the shit that happens these days, I'd fap like there is no tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Jocker i think it is NOT ok to masturbate during sleep.

Yeah, but only because you're going to have to change the sheets afterwards.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery Yeah, but only because you're going to have to change the sheets afterwards.

that and waking up sticky is just fucking gross.

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Originally posted by tubularbills that and waking up sticky is just fucking gross.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

What about on Jesuses B-Day, and Easter.... if you're Catholic I think thatd be disrespectful. Im not a bible reader, but isnt masturbation itself a sin? So fapping on Christmas is like sinning on the day Christ was born.

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Originally posted by Mentol What about on Jesuses B-Day, and Easter.... if you're Catholic I think thatd be disrespectful. Im not a bible reader, but isnt masturbation itself a sin? So fapping on Christmas is like sinning on the day Christ was born.

if you don't believe, then wtf do you care?

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Originally posted by Mentol What about on Jesuses B-Day, and Easter.... if you're Catholic I think thatd be disrespectful. Im not a bible reader, but isnt masturbation itself a sin? So fapping on Christmas is like sinning on the day Christ was born.

I use the bible to wipe up. NOthing like holy cleanliness.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

now let's all go out and get some ice cream!

^ @ frenchie ... thats wrong.


tubebills, sperm icecream ,ew.

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Originally posted by Mentol ^ @ frenchie ... thats wrong. tubebills, sperm icecream ,ew.

its a southpark thing

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Originally posted by Mentol ^ @ frenchie ... thats wrong. tubebills, sperm icecream ,ew.

I'm a Jew

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Originally posted by Frenchie I'm a Joo

fixed.