Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
obviously, the moon is hitting the Earth due to my penis size. My penis is growing bigger every day. By 2015 my penis will have it's own gravitational pull, by 2020 my penis will change the polar geodynamics, by 2023 my penis will have its own cryosphere and by 2025 the moon will be pull towards my penis; hense making it collide with Earth.
THE CRISIS MUST BE AVERTED!
If we behead it, will it grow back bigger and badder?
Originally posted by Yan
THE CRISIS MUST BE AVERTED!
If we behead it, will it grow back bigger and badder?
Yes, we could cut it off & then send it into space on a rocket before it gets too big. The problem there is that it will still grow larger in space & end up being the size of Earth. It will eventually have its own echo system & weird penis alien will evolve on my penises surface. I predict that in the future this race of penis aliens will build intergalactic penis transport machines & invade earth. I recommend that everyone buys a gun now to protect themselves from this threat!!!
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Apr-20-2007 07:22
Prometheus Xex
Still alive.
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: The known universe.
Could, in theory that is, become big enough that when it finally blows its load, it will collapse and become a giant black hole... an interstellar anus. It intern could start consuming smaller, more vulnerable planetary sized penis'.
Could this be a picture of the Earth and Moon from space?
No.
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Apr-20-2007 15:43
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
i used to be such a space geek. i still have my telescope from when i was growing up. and i still look at the skies at night [i saw the big dipper for like the first time in 2 years] every once in a while.
Apr-20-2007 21:01
Silky Johnson
International Playa Hater
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You know what else looks like the Earth and Moon? A vagina and anus. Think about it.
Apr-20-2007 21:02
Tigo
Professional ButtonPusher
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: in a glass case of emotion....
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You know what else looks like the Earth and Moon? A vagina and anus. Think about it.
I like where your heads at...
Apr-20-2007 21:08
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
quote:
Originally posted by kadomony
jesus christ romans mustve been stupid.
thay weren't the scientific type, that's true
quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Yes, we could cut it off & then send it into space on a rocket before it gets too big. The problem there is that it will still grow larger in space & end up being the size of Earth. It will eventually have its own echo system & weird penis alien will evolve on my penises surface. I predict that in the future this race of penis aliens will build intergalactic penis transport machines & invade earth. I recommend that everyone buys a gun now to protect themselves from this threat!!!
would a continent sized picture of naked oprah stop its growth ?
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Apr-20-2007 21:12
Prometheus Xex
Still alive.
Registered: Nov 2006
Location: The known universe.
quote:
Originally posted by gwrmarines
Haha, ribbed structure.
Ya... a gravitational field so strong that it RIBBED through space-time. HA.
