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Apr-22-2007 15:53
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
I dunno...my parents never really treated us like idiots.
Apr-22-2007 16:26
Orbax
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2002
Location:
eggcorns (acorns) turn into eggs if you put them in the refrigerator at night. Every morning I woke up there would be an egg where the eggcorn had been. So i started writing my name, drawing pics, etc and they all were on the eggs.
One time the eggcorn was cracked and I got a cracked egg
My dad also used to pull up to the ordering speaker at driver throughs and ask "Little man do you need help out of the box?" and then hed introduce us by first and last name and bit of embarrassing information to the worker.
He loved watching us DIVE for the backseat as we went there. The kid who had to sit in the front seat was the lamb to the slaughter and fights used to break out so we didnt have to sit there.
Apr-22-2007 16:30
M.Johan
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: CAIRO ,EGYPT
quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
'pray. things will be ok'
+1
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Apr-22-2007 16:32
wotyzoid
it's not house
Registered: Apr 2007
Location: New Jersey
yeh my parents never lied to me either, i dont think..
"God provides teenagers with wet dreams so that their sexual tension can be released without sining" my mom
lol love her but seriously wtf
Apr-22-2007 16:50
wienerschnitzel
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location: out west
the only one i can remember is "if you keep making funny faces your face will permanently stay like that" same with crossing my eyes..
Apr-22-2007 16:58
bananas
baby i got your money
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Mordor
quote:
Originally posted by chach
"God provides teenagers with wet dreams so that their sexual tension can be released without sining" my mom
lol love her but seriously wtf
WHAT THE FUCK
Apr-22-2007 17:06
Project-K
JD ėtictsile
Registered: Feb 2007
Location: Laval, Quebec
I was told green lemonade was made from frogs
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Apr-22-2007 17:49
pvdAngel
Lavenderism...
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Inside My Mind
The swallowing gum one was a bit different for me; you swallow gum and it'd stick to your ribs. And if you swallowed a lot of poppy seeds from bread rolls, poppies would grow inside you. I stopped believing that including what jolz has mentioned when I was about 6.
OK, I think I've said 'swallowing' enough for one day.
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Apr-22-2007 17:55
chach
muppets
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: babie
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Originally posted by pvdAngel
OK, I think I've said 'swallowing' enough for one day.
one more... for the road
Apr-22-2007 17:57
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
My friends mom told her that if she swallowed watermelon seeds that a watermelon would grow inside of her.
