If you really want to piss off your best friend put yourself in a position to have him walk in on his mom sucking your cock. I did that once to a kid who dropped his ice cream cone on my shoe in new hampshire.
A year later I succeeded and am sure i scarred him for life.
Call me

Is his ex worth boning?

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak If you really want to piss off your best friend put yourself in a position to have him walk in on his mom sucking your cock. I did that once to a kid who dropped his ice cream cone on my shoe in new hampshire. A year later I succeeded and am sure i scarred him for life. Call me

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap?

tell her parents he's italian

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Originally posted by igottaknow tell her parents he's italian

or a black muslim

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Originally posted by jupiterone Starts dating one of your best friends? a. dropkick her in the throat b. have sex with her mother c. dropkick them both in the throat d. hope he gets her preggo and she has a baby e. (fill-in the blank) Usually I like to live by bros before hoes, only when it comes to close friends. Lately my "friend" has been quite the dick-head, blowing off plans and giving this diseased maggot all the attention. Which leads to him talking a load of shit and lies about me behind my back, that leads to knowing hes a two-faced twat. I know you all have some evil things you've done.

1. Have sex with her best friend.
2. Spread a rumor that she has a venereal disease.
3. Have sex with her mother (take pictures)
4. Become friends with her friends.

or forget it and move on...Shit happens, bro!

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Originally posted by MOSCHINO 1. Have sex with her best friend. 2. Tell everyone that she has a venereal disease. 3. (take pictures)

i liek u

One of your best friends is actually willingly dating your ex?

That's so wrong dude....

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Originally posted by Fledz One of your best friends is actually willingly dating your ex? That's so wrong dude....

'Fucking low' are the words I would have used. Seriously mate, no offense, but you need to find your self some better friends, and maybe try and set up some simple boundaries with them. I dunno, something simple like "YOU DON'T EVER GET WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX'S, ESPECIALLY NOT 1 WEEK AFTER THE BREAK UP, ARE YOU RETARDED ICANGETYOUAWHEELCHAIRIFNECESSARY."

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Originally posted by Sushipunk 'Fucking low' are the words I would have used. Seriously mate, no offense, but you need to find your self some better friends, and maybe try and set up some simple boundaries with them. I dunno, something simple like "YOU DON'T EVER GET WITH YOUR FRIEND'S EX'S, ESPECIALLY NOT 1 WEEK AFTER THE BREAK UP, ARE YOU RETARDED ICANGETYOUAWHEELCHAIRIFNECESSARY."

...or you can always fuck her mom as an alternative.

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