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just sent to my inbox..
| quote: | Originally posted by Falcon-X
GO SENS GO
Btw most of you probably never even went to a Sens game. The crowd is actually pretty loud and I find the atmosphere much better.
Everytime I went in Montreal, some parts of the crowd are good, but half the arena is corporate tickets with a boring crowd.
Also, the Habs suck and the fans are the worst always complaining and then adoring one player just because he scores during 3 games in a row. Thats why the team is always medium and going nowhere. Wont be any big changes for next year thats for sure. |
A first grade teacher in Montréal explains to her class that she is a Montréal Canadian fan. She asks her students to raise their hands If they are Montréal Canadian fans too. Not really knowing what a Montréal Canadian fan is, but wanting to be liked by their teacher, their hands fly into the air.
There is, however, one exception...a little girl has not gone along with the class. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I'm not a Montréal Canadian fan!" she reports. "Then, asks the teacher, "What are you?" "I'm a proud Ottawa Senator fan!" the girl proudly said. The teacher is a little perturbed now...her face slightly red. She asks Caitlyn why she is a Senators fan.
"Well, my daddy and Mommy are Senator fans...so I am a Senator fan too!" she responds. The teacher is angry now.
"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your Mommy was a moron, and your daddy was an idiot...what would you be then?"
Caitlyn smiles and says..."Then I'd be a Montréal Canadian fan!"
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| quote: | Originally posted by Ravemontreal
Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Enjoy
a classic from the aria days:
me: are you on TA?
girl: uhhhh... im on speed
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