IGK revised

1. Find a crowded playground.
2. Park the all white van with no windows in far corner of parking lot.
3. Get out your backpack full of candy
4. Lounge in the surrounding bushes and find yourself a nice full bangin broad (under 10 y.o. of course)
5. Wait till she (or he) goes down slide, approach with candy
6. Offer a sample to get he or she's hopes up, point to van and tell he/she its a mini Willy Wonka Factory.
7. Walk casually hand in hand to the van (try not to sweat, might look suspicious)
8. Double glance the area, make sure the mom is still chatting with her buddies.
9. Throw in back of van and peal out quickly
10. Overload the child with candy and fun, park in secluded alley, profit.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid you would have to live in a cave to not know that

Lol, I had no idea how defensive you noobs would get. Look I'm sure you're all Casanovas and have mad game.

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Originally posted by medinaM5 IGK revised 1. Find a crowded playground. 2. Park the all white van with no windows in far corner of parking lot. 3. Get out your backpack full of candy 4. Lounge in the surrounding bushes and find yourself a nice full bangin broad (under 10 y.o. of course) 5. Wait till she (or he) goes down slide, approach with candy 6. Offer a sample to get he or she's hopes up, point to van and tell he/she its a mini Willy Wonka Factory. 7. Walk casually hand in hand to the van (try not to sweat, might look suspicious) 8. Double glance the area, make sure the mom is still chatting with her buddies. 9. Throw in back of van and peal out quickly 10. Overload the child with candy and fun, park in secluded alley, profit.

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Originally posted by igottaknow fixed

So you didn't go to prom either, eh?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On So you didn't go to prom either, eh?

went to my junior and senior prom. i'm not bragging, like you'd have to be a serious misfit not to get a date. these tips while obvious could of helped when i was a clueless teen. there's no shame of being reminded of the fundamentals. from the reaction i'm getting here you'd think i poured acid on them. relax i'm not questioning your manhood

Nice play on the j4ness.

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Originally posted by igottaknow Lol, I had no idea how defensive you noobs would get. Look I'm sure you're all Casanovas and have mad game.

whats up with people still calling me a noob, I AM A SUPREME TRANCEADDICT AND I DEMAND R.E.S.P.E.C.T.......

and i bet osama doesnt know those tricks, and hell yeh were cassanova's are you serious? were not djs for free you know that right?

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Originally posted by wotyzoid whats up with people still calling me a noob, I AM A SUPREME TRANCEADDICT AND I DEMAND R.E.S.P.E.C.T....... and i bet osama doesnt know those tricks, and hell yeh were cassanova's are you serious? were not djs for free you know that right?

shut up, noob! you've just joined last month, noob. ok, sit down, noob

oh, and you're a SPAMMER

Both of you,hush.