Registered: Jun 2004
Location: San Antonio, US : TXTA #156
Be safe, and be with God my friend.
___________________
I've never been able to eat a whole baby.
Kill the women. Eat the children.
It's just one of those days where you want to bend over everyone you know and kiss their ass goodbye with a big sideways boot.
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: ...turn around...I'm right behind you...
That's great to hear! Congrats on the gig!
Godspeed!
___________________
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -William Faulkner
"Life is simple. You make choices and never look back."
May-23-2007 14:15
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
Congrats Matty. Try the hookers while you're there.
May-23-2007 14:47
D Dubya
Deeper
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Over there
quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Congrats Matty. Try the hookers while you're there.
your mom travels?
___________________
Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979
May-23-2007 15:47
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
quote:
Originally posted by Dirk W.
your mom travels?
Dirk, at least she is charging. I get to donkey punch your mom for free.
May-23-2007 15:54
Ph03n1x
Beautiful Creature
Registered: Apr 2004
Location: ...turn around...I'm right behind you...
quote:
Congrats Matty. Try the hookers while you're there.
Bring me back one. I didn't get a chance the last time I was there.
___________________
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself. -William Faulkner
"Life is simple. You make choices and never look back."
May-23-2007 16:07
D Dubya
Deeper
Registered: Mar 2004
Location: Over there
quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
Dirk, at least she is charging. I get to donkey punch your mom for free.
only you. and its because i think you're cool. otherwise it would still be the flat rate of 20 pesos.
___________________
Helping girls make bad decisions since 1979
May-23-2007 16:25
Zeonfiend
Nath(.tx)an McWaters
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Austin, TX, USA: TX TA #115
1. Do not get killed.
2. Do not get kidnapped.
3. Do not get raped.
4. Take no prisoners.
5. Show no mercy.
6. Watch your back.
7. Destroy the floor.
Task and purpose given; execute.
___________________
"An opinion is what you have when you don't have any facts. When you have the facts, you don't need an opinion." - Solomon Short Facebook
May-23-2007 17:37
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
quote:
Originally posted by Zeonfiend
1. Do not get killed.
2. Do not get kidnapped.
3. Do not get raped.
4. Take no prisoners.
5. Show no mercy.
6. Watch your back.
7. Destroy the floor.
Task and purpose given; execute.
Are will talking about Colombia or Iraq?
May-23-2007 17:40
Zeonfiend
Nath(.tx)an McWaters
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Austin, TX, USA: TX TA #115
Iraq's are less distinctive, automatically excises #7, and adds to them the Four "Thou Shalt Nots":
1. Thou shalt not drink.
2. Thou shalt not screw.
3. Thou shalt not shoot at the enemy.
4. Thou shalt not blog.
___________________
"An opinion is what you have when you don't have any facts. When you have the facts, you don't need an opinion." - Solomon Short Facebook
May-23-2007 17:52
jonas
I'z hungry
Registered: Aug 2005
Location: I'm sooooo 972. TXTA #138
quote:
Originally posted by Zeonfiend
Iraq's are less distinctive, automatically excises #7, and adds to them the Four "Thou Shalt Nots":
1. Thou shalt not drink.
2. Thou shalt not screw.
3. Thou shalt not shoot at the enemy.
4. Thou shalt not blog.
I would last about a day with those f'ing rules. That's all I like to do.
May-23-2007 17:55
Zeonfiend
Nath(.tx)an McWaters
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Austin, TX, USA: TX TA #115
quote:
Originally posted by djjonas
I would last about a day with those f'ing rules. That's all I like to do.
And now you know why we're disgruntled about this whole thing; it's not the place or the job, it's the happy horseshit they've piled onto us to make life as difficult as possible. From our POV, everyone in the States who's busy whining doesn't have a clue as to what misery truly is.
By the by, once this tour is up, I'll have spent three years of my life under these conditions. Suffice it to say I'll be a long time in regrowing that "Give-A-Shit" that's been worn off me.
___________________
"An opinion is what you have when you don't have any facts. When you have the facts, you don't need an opinion." - Solomon Short Facebook
