Originally posted by Zoso
Well, this is embarrassing, really, but you see: when that cop pulled me over I was hiding 12 pounds of Saran Wrapped marijuana in my ANUS. He could smell it and naturally was about to do a cavity search when you drove by. Thanks for asking, however! Cheers!
P.S. I'm not suing. It felt kinda good.
I call shenanihax on this story. The human ANUS can only hold 8 pounds of Saran-Wrapped maryjanewanna. Plz do not ask me how I know this.
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Jun-02-2007 14:34
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I call shenanihax on this story. The human ANUS can only hold 8 pounds of Saran-Wrapped maryjanewanna. Plz do not ask me how I know this.
You, good sir, are assuming THAT MY ANUS IS HUMAN! Huh! Yeah, let THAT work you.
Jun-02-2007 14:59
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
You, good sir, are assuming THAT MY ANUS IS HUMAN! Huh! Yeah, let THAT work you.
I'll get you NEXT TIME Gadgetttttttttttt!!!
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Jun-02-2007 15:02
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I'll get you NEXT TIME Gadgetttttttttttt!!!
Go, go Gadger Sphincter?
Jun-02-2007 15:05
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by Zoso
Go, go Gadger Sphincter?
You know how Brain was always on the recieving end of Gadget's stupidity/misuse of gadgets? Well I feel super-bad for him on this one.
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Jun-02-2007 15:11
Zoso
Banging Gangs!
Registered: Mar 2006
Location: Dirty South, United States
quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
You know how Brain was always on the recieving end of Gadget's stupidity/misuse of gadgets? Well I feel super-bad for him on this one.
Brain FTMFW!!!
Jun-02-2007 16:11
Emil
Minister of Information
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: L.A. TA#2
Re: !
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I saw an old Russian get hit by a car while I was driving today. The driver kept saying "sorry" and the Russian kept saying "Sorry fuck you!"
We used to have a friend of the family do construction work for us. One day he was driving and cut a woman off, she flipped him the finger, he got out of his car, pulled down his pants and started yelling "You want to fuckkkkkk me, come fuck me!"
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quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load
Brain FTMFW!!!
