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Originally posted by Zoso Well, this is embarrassing, really, but you see: when that cop pulled me over I was hiding 12 pounds of Saran Wrapped marijuana in my ANUS. He could smell it and naturally was about to do a cavity search when you drove by. Thanks for asking, however! Cheers! P.S. I'm not suing. It felt kinda good.

I call shenanihax on this story. The human ANUS can only hold 8 pounds of Saran-Wrapped maryjanewanna. Plz do not ask me how I know this.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I call shenanihax on this story. The human ANUS can only hold 8 pounds of Saran-Wrapped maryjanewanna. Plz do not ask me how I know this.

You, good sir, are assuming THAT MY ANUS IS HUMAN! Huh! Yeah, let THAT work you.

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Originally posted by Zoso You, good sir, are assuming THAT MY ANUS IS HUMAN! Huh! Yeah, let THAT work you.

I'll get you NEXT TIME Gadgetttttttttttt!!!

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Originally posted by Ygrene I'll get you NEXT TIME Gadgetttttttttttt!!!

Go, go Gadger Sphincter?

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Originally posted by Zoso Go, go Gadger Sphincter?

You know how Brain was always on the recieving end of Gadget's stupidity/misuse of gadgets? Well I feel super-bad for him on this one.

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Originally posted by Ygrene You know how Brain was always on the recieving end of Gadget's stupidity/misuse of gadgets? Well I feel super-bad for him on this one.

Brain FTMFW!!!

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Originally posted by Jake Benson I saw an old Russian get hit by a car while I was driving today. The driver kept saying "sorry" and the Russian kept saying "Sorry fuck you!"

We used to have a friend of the family do construction work for us. One day he was driving and cut a woman off, she flipped him the finger, he got out of his car, pulled down his pants and started yelling "You want to fuckkkkkk me, come fuck me!"

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Originally posted by whiskers pulp is gross, it feels like i'm swallowing someone's load

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