My sister once told me that my 'eyes' smelled bad, and that I should wash them out with soap !!!!!


When I was finished crying, I lit her laundry pile on fire.

We both learned our lessons.

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi Back when i was in Saudi Arabia like grade 6 or 7 cant rememeber, we used live in a apartment on the 10th floor and the balcony faced a busy road leading to the major highway. I used to stand in the balcony and throw stuff like spoons,forks, @ the cars passing by ..... I think i literally cracked couple windscreens

You wrote the script, didn't you...

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Originally posted by Abercrombie You wrote the script, didn't you...

I havent seen the movie

Threw 6-8 cinder blocks + bricks off a 5 story building down to a play ground below filled with children. I was 6... still not quite sure why I did it, but i think it was a long the lines of "cleaning up" the roof.



Threw a corn cob from the tenth floor and nailed a kid riding his bike right on the head. He fell and slammed his head into a car... good thing he was wearing a helmet.



Got into a full speed car chase because some guy got mad at us for mooning him at 2am while blasting Eye of the Tiger.

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Originally posted by Provocative_boi I havent seen the movie

very relevant scene in that move.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie very relevant scene in that move.

Vairy Naice ...........I'll watch it for sure.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I used a cotton shoelace as a slow fuse to a firecracker. An inch gives you over 5 min of getaway time. I let one in the centre part of big shopping mall. I heard screams right after, and security was there in no time. I left after the cops arrived. I went to a dollar store at the mall, bought three large bottles of shampoo, and emptied them in the mall's fountain. It was pretty. I played a "Dracula and his victim" theatrical special FX record from my 12th floor res room (Thompson, Ottawa U). I put my DJ speakers to the window, turned off the lights, and played the screams. 10 min of laughs later, 4 campus security cars pulled in, and had their flashlights up my building, I lost it, then shut everything down, and joined the large crown gathered below, askign what happened, and one said a prof hear a girl being raped. I didn't get cought.

hahahahahahahaha

holy shit - that's so funny.

I remember we used to throw tampons down the mall's waterfall in dubai. aaaaaaaahhahahaa



oh gawd we did such stupid things.
oh AJ i'm laughing so hard right now.

i've been in trouble with mall security but nothing BADASS like that.
- broken the ceiling tile with a basketball
- destroyed the hyatt regency's washroom by using up
TWO GIANT ROLLS OF TOILET paper as spit balls. [oh man]
- my best friend Romina arranged the teddy bears with letters into the words FUCKU - the look on the retail worker was PRICELESS
- my friend Nadia and I used to eat stuff at the supermarket then throw away the garbage back into the shelves.
- we used to go hyatt regency's rooftop - fill up water ballons and throw them on cars below.

i've only done one badass thing really.

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Originally posted by m2j Threw 6-8 cinder blocks + bricks off a 5 story building down to a play ground below filled with children. I was 6... still not quite sure why I did it, but i think it was a long the lines of "cleaning up" the roof. Threw a corn cob from the tenth floor and nailed a kid riding his bike right on the head. He fell and slammed his head into a car... good thing he was wearing a helmet. Got into a full speed car chase because some guy got mad at us for mooning him at 2am while blasting Eye of the Tiger.

people don't moon other people anymore?
rob [blipvert] does this all the time.

oh shit! how could I forget!

romina and I broke two cinema seats. hahahaha it was a brand new cinema JUST OPENED. we went in there, litter the place with popcorn [of course] then broke the two seats in front of us by putting our legs up and kicking it.

my stomach hurts.

A few more things that I thought of:

When I was in grade six, I tried to pretend that I had a learning disability so that I could have half an hour a day off to play games. That only lasted a bout a week though.

I also got suspended from high school (grade eleven) because I called my teacher a fucking bitch in front of the class (she cried). And the same day, I told my principal to fuck off. Then I slammed the door in his face.

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Originally posted by me@t k@tie I also got suspended from high school (grade eleven) because I called my teacher a fucking bitch in front of the class (she cried). And the same day, I told my principal to fuck off. Then I slammed the door in his face.

LoL rough day at school??

The only thing i ever got suspended for was skipping school too much but i was happy to get to stay home :P

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