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Re: Butt Sweat
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
I was working out today wearing my gray sweats which I wear like 50 percent of the time and I get this epiphany – I’m like, “gosh, I wonder if I have a huge buttsweat streak down the crack of my ass?” This was at the end of my workout. So I go into the bathroom and do that, “look over the shoulder at my ass” pose where you kind of stand one foot on its tiptoe. What the FUCK do you know? A huge dark streak of sweat right down my ass. It looks like I shit myself violently. I’m in there fanning it off like, how do I leave? As I walk out everyone will see it!! I even tried to like tuck the sweaty part between my butt cheeks to hide it as I walked out (all the while waiting for someone to burst into the bathroom) but to no avail. Then I realized I must have walked out of there, to the delight of the folks working the front desk, like 500 times with that skunk streak down my ass. So I just walked out like, “Fuck you, don’t judge me *snaps fingers*”
Anyway I guess the point is I’m never wearing gray sweats to the gym again. And I’m very angry with my bro for never telling me about this.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud of my butt sweat, it proves I’m working out hard but man it’s kind of gay looking when you see it. Why did it take so long for me to realize this? Am I retarded? |
he set you up for failure.
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