Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.
Jun-18-2007 19:46
DJ Mikey Mike
Your mum's face
Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids"
Jun-18-2007 20:06
Jackson
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England
quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids"
I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol
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Jun-18-2007 20:08
washout
southern white boy
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: florida
quote:
Originally posted by Jackson
I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol
i laughed.
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Jun-18-2007 20:11
DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!
Registered: Mar 2005
Location:
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
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Jun-18-2007 20:55
DJ_Eternal
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.
Jun-18-2007 21:09
dj tek
SSU MF !
Registered: Feb 2002
Location: TransFixedST8
quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: Ray Charles died
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Jun-18-2007 21:12
Mr.Mystery
Static Guru
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa
quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name
quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?