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gehzumteufel
In your ass



Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal

q: why do all black people have nightmares?
a: the last one that had a dream got shot!

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washout
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Registered: Jun 2005
Location: florida

i love black people jokes.


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Omega_M
Nostalgia



Registered: Jun 2005
Location: Ether

now aren't you a southern white boy...


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Old Post Jun-18-2007 19:46  India
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DJ Mikey Mike
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Registered: Jan 2002
Location: I'm at your mums'

A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".

She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.

She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.

"I'm bathing the kids"


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Jackson
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: t'North England

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".

She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.

She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.

"I'm bathing the kids"






I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol


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washout
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Registered: Jun 2005
Location: florida

quote:
Originally posted by Jackson


I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol


i laughed.


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DigitalPhoenix
On a new path to success!



Registered: Mar 2005
Location:
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Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?

A: A canoe tips


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DJ_Eternal
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Registered: Mar 2003
Location: Warrington, England

Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.

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dj tek
SSU MF !



Registered: Feb 2002
Location: TransFixedST8

quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Eternal
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: Ray Charles died


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Mr.Mystery
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Registered: Dec 2001
Location: Vantaa

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name


quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?

A: A canoe tips


These aren't sick, they're just shit.


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ballmouse
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Registered: Nov 2006
Location: USA

Not a "sick joke", just racist. So don't read if you tink you'll be hurt.




What did they say to the black jew?

Get in the back of the oven.

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Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam



Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor

Why did the little girl fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.


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