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Jappy girl #1: So like, I couldn't believe what happened to Erica*, but like, I think she'll be ok. I mean, she's gonna marry some guy who went to Penn instead of some guy who went to Princeton, and she'll have a country house in South Hampton instead of like, East Hampton, but I think she'll be ok. Jappy girl #2: Oh yeah, I think she can handle it. Jappy girl #1: Poor thing. --The Dalton School

jesus wtf

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i can't imagine that type of talk in whole foods lmao! i go there all the time, but i guess the one in ny is more lively...

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Chick: I really wish he'd lost his whole finger -- that's what he deserves.

--Whole Foods salad bar, Time Warner Center

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

Manic tourist lady #1: Oh wow, the front of the train. I've never been in FRONT before. Look! Haha! No driver!
Manic tourist lady #2: No driver? Seriously? Excuse me, sir? Who's driving this subway?

Local looks up from paper and looks around frantically.

Manic tourist #2: Wait, seriously? Oh my God, should we get off?
Manic tourist #1: Oh, calm down. He's just joking. We can't get off 'til Union Square.
Local: Ma'am, I swear to God that I'm not joking. Nobody's driving this train. I'm just as terrified as you are.
Manic tourist #2: Oh, whatever. He's one of those New York assholes we heard about. Ignore him.

--4 train, 59th St





i dont even care of half of these are made up. they're brilliant.

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something that happened not too long ago..

tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ?

me : 34th & 5th ave..

tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ?

me : youre standing on it

me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building."

tourist :

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Originally posted by dj tek something that happened not too long ago.. tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ? me : 34th & 5th ave.. tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ? me : youre standing on it me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building." tourist :

maybe the tourist just wanted to talk to you, lol

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

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Originally posted by dj tek something that happened not too long ago.. tourist : excuse me, where is the empire state building ? me : 34th & 5th ave.. tourist : where is 34th & 5th ave ? me : youre standing on it me : points to the awning that reads "Empire State Building." tourist :

you could walk right past it and never know unless you look up

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Originally posted by Trancealot you could walk right past it and never know unless you look up

you dont gotta look that high

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Originally posted by stren r

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Originally posted by dj tek you dont gotta look that high

n00blars!

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Originally posted by dj tek you dont gotta look that high

well played, but that could be mistaken for a restaurant called the
ESB...ok maybe not

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Iio - Rapture(riva edit)
Dj Encore - I see right through you
Lasgo - something

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