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Originally posted by montana i didn't suspend your sig or alter it, but this is a forum, not a country, and if it was, it's a dictatorship and as in most dictatorships, there is no such thing as free speech.

Best response to this kind of issue yet.

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Does anyone else find it funny that the most inconsequential people who irregularly frequent this forum are the ones who complain the most?

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Originally posted by stren Stirlitz jokes are the best

See, my Polish brutha here knows what's he's talkin' bout. They've been subjected to that show too!

From wiki:
Stirlitz was regarded as the ideal KGB agent. Born in Russian heartland (a town of Gorokhovets mistakenly placed "on the Volga river" in the feature), he was a renaissance man who knew how to complete missions but was also familiar with high culture. He spoke all European languages except Irish and Albanian. He favored the intellectual approach over violence and is believed to have killed only one time in his fifty year career as an agent. Like James Bond, he had a favorite drink, cognac. He drove a Horch car and was not as taken by women as Bond, declining the offer of some supposedly attractive prostitutes with the rejoinder "I'd rather drink some coffee." During his constant travels, Stirlitz missed Russia and longed to return.
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and here's one of those jokes Stren told u about :

Shtirlitz went into Mueller`s office and found that no one was around. He walked up to the safe and pulled on the handle, only to find that it wouldn't open. After making sure that he was alone, he took out his gun and blasted away; still, the safe wouldn't open. Next, he put a hand grenade under the safe and removed the pin. After the smoke had cleared, Shtirlitz once again tried to open the safe. Again, however, he was unsuccessful.
"Hmmm..." the experienced intelligence officer at last concluded, "must be locked."

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

Perhaps joining an appropriate activist board would make your views into action, rather than just expression.

If you know if your expressions will cause offense to anyone, don't be an ass and show them off, that just makes you an ass. Of course you would know that too, so you prolly just want to be an ass. SO if that's the case, suck it up.

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Originally posted by UWM Does anyone else find it funny that the most inconsequential people who irregularly frequent this forum are the ones who complain the most?

hm.. i wonder how one's consequentiality is determined. coz' on my scale, your consequentiality is right up there with a case of genital crabs.

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No one wants to die. Even people who want to go to heaven don’t want to die to get there. And yet death is the destination we all share. No one has ever escaped it. And that is as it should be, because Death is very likely the single best invention of Life. It is Life’s change agent. It clears out the old to make way for the new. Right now the new is you, but someday not too long from now, you will gradually become the old and be cleared away. Sorry to be so dramatic, but it is quite true.

--Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011)

LMFAO @ emc's sig.

I feel sigH4X coming.

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Originally posted by emc^2 hm.. i wonder how one's consequentiality is determined. coz' on my scale, your consequentiality is right up there with a case of genital crabs.

Uh oh. Do you know what you've done did?

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Originally posted by UWM Does anyone else find it funny that the most inconsequential people who irregularly frequent this forum are the ones who complain the most?

or some just choose their battles.

I always have a laugh when people try to use the first ammendment on an internet forum based in a country that isn't the U.S.

GO TEAM AMERICA! YAY! ALL YOU OTHER ******S BETTER LIVE BY OUR RULES OR I'LL KILL YOUR PUPPIES!

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1.) EMC, in response to your signature, the internet is not protected by any national constitution. It's an incredibly free world, and what your country may say in its first amendment does not hold true in this place of the internet. Swamper has the right to do literally whatever the fuck he chooses. If you don't like it, put up or shutup.

2.) The only obvious solution here is to get an internet petition started! (Only the MD-goers will chuckle)

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3.) With the way you're going, I see a suspension in your future.

you can run but cant hide from the BOOLLET BOOLLET!

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Originally posted by idoru 2.) The only obvious solution here is to get an internet petition started! (Only the MD-goers will chuckle)

Oh man - those are awesome. Highly effective. Great idea.

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