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Originally posted by Theresa P.S. Masonius, we are taught as little girls not to fight... we are not instinctively inclined to fight, therefore, naturally, we suck at fighting.

hey! you weren't supposed to respond to that rationally!!

way to go Orbax, i IM'd you to galvanize this thread and you just sat there like a dumbfuck.

P.S. Theresa, I'm really glad you're still alive and kicking ^.^

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Originally posted by Frenchie ya i don't fight, but if had to id fuckin club with my forearm to no effect..none of this "teehee omg im pulling your hair"

fixed.

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Originally posted by Theresa naturally, we suck at fighting.

yeah, the whole "we got raised to be nice, but also we are ordained by God to be completely pathetic" is kind of contradictory.

The Naturally, we suck at fighting was sufficient

That shit looks staged, you can tell by the facial expressions at times , that shit is still funny though.

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Originally posted by Masonious fixed.

ya uh , no. Id punch..I HAVe been in a fight before, I just don't anymore. Trust me, I can be brutal

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Originally posted by Orbax yeah, the whole "we got raised to be nice, but also we are ordained by God to be completely pathetic" is kind of contradictory. The Naturally, we suck at fighting was sufficient

not all chicks are...but yea, most are. lol

there's female boxers and karate chicks who i'm sure could give u a run for your money


and yea, + 1 frenchie. my mom always told me if i ever got sent home for fighting, that'd be it. grounded for a year. "girls don't fight, that's classless, bla bla bla"

i mean, she's right...but i can't imagine some girl swinging at me or getting in my face at the wrong time and me not just swining back and going at it. lol

my dad on the other hand, told me i'd better at least kick some ass if i was getting sent home for fighting. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Frenchie ya uh , no. Id punch..I HAVe been in a fight before, I just don't anymore. Trust me, I can be brutal

omg...that is THE most adorable thing I've heard this year. If I could turn what you just said into a wittle mithter teddy weddy bear I'd be a millionaire.

and for the record you'd club, not punch. very few women can punch. they punch like they throw a baseball: fucking horribly

I had a girl from a soccer team we played one year in HS slam the locker door on my fingers and broke one, I grabbed her shoulder, turned her around and punched her in the nose. I broke her nose, woot. I wasn't proud that i hit her but that'll teach someone to hurt me.

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Originally posted by Slylee not all chicks are...but yea, most are. lol there's female boxers and karate chicks who i'm sure could give u a run for your money

yeah and then theyd wake up in the hospital wondering what happened to that fantasy where they were winning against a man, and thered be a little picture of me giving the thumbs up drinking a beer next to them saying "Get well soon, remember who has the balls"

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Originally posted by Frenchie I had a girl from a soccer team we played one year in HS slam the locker door on my fingers and broke one, I grabbed her shoulder, turned her around and punched her in the nose. I broke her nose, woot. I wasn't proud that i hit her but that'll teach someone to hurt me.

that goes perfectly with your sig. women

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Originally posted by Slylee not all chicks are...but yea, most are. lol there's female boxers and karate chicks who i'm sure could give u a run for your money and yea, + 1 frenchie. my mom always told me if i ever got sent home for fighting, that'd be it. grounded for a year. "girls don't fight, that's classless, bla bla bla" i mean, she's right...but i can't imagine some girl swinging at me or getting in my face at the wrong time and me not just swining back and going at it. lol my dad on the other hand, told me i'd better at least kick some ass if i was getting sent home for fighting. lol

lol my mom told me the same thing. So when I got sent home she was like " you what?YOU WHAT? FOR FIGHTING.. you're just like your dad" Calling me my dad was enough punishment but she wasn't pleased. I didn't think it would carry it's way here to Toronto on my transcript so when i was applying for college they were like " a fighter eh?" lol