Give the mutt the cross faced crippler, then hang yourself

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Originally posted by activate would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.

And btw, you have been reported to the PETA chapter of canada. Don't be surprised to see a bunch of nude canadian celebrities standing outside your house with their dogs cumming all over them. They are there just to show you how degrading it feels to take cum from some other animal in your face.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

Total bullshit. Eric has no girlfriend.

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That story was absolutely amazing. Kudos.

What did your girlfriend do/say?

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did he look at you when you did it? its always dirtier with eye contact.

"Where's yer bone? Good girl!"

that kinda looks like a boy

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

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Originally posted by kotsy That story was absolutely amazing. Kudos. What did your girlfriend do/say?

she kicked me out. so i picked up two of my friends and we drove to church and threw pennies at homos.

guaranteed threesome if you peanut butter your ass

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

He sure let the bitch have it.

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Originally posted by Cribby It'd be more of a story if you bothered to tell us that your gf was actually the dog.

LOL

what the hell? is today "national everyone is horny and needs to talk about sex stuff" day??? (the sex positions thread too????)

ps. the dog kick is a nice touch.....

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