I prefer "I was fucked up."

it's fucking true. i've done some dumb shit while drunk that i would never do sober.


it's all a matter of being able to recognize situations before they occurr. like, "Hmmmm, should i go out and have drinks w/ that hot office chick and some people after work even though i have a girlfriend?"


if you find yourself picturing the hot office chick naked at least once a day, then you probably shouldn't go out drinking with her, no matter how innocent it seems at first. once alcohol and/or drugs enter the picture, things change. just avoid the possibilty of a situation all together.


that's what i do.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee if you find yourself picturing the hot office chick naked at least once a day,

That doesn't mean anything. I think I must've picture pretty much every female I've ever worked with naked several times a day, some of them weren't even that hot.

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Originally posted by Project-K That doesn't mean anything. I think I must've picture pretty much every female I've ever worked with naked several times a day, some of them weren't even that hot.

true...my bad

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I actually called someone today to apologize for being an asshole to her last night.

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Originally posted by chach I actually called someone today to apologize for being an asshole to her last night.

way to go, Rico Suave