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Originally posted by lücid lame. if i were her i'd maybe go on a pity date with you, but that's about it.

lol and agreed. this act of "heroism" resides in between getting hit by a fat kid on a bike and drowning in a pool, lake and/or ocean.

you should have told her to get on your lap so that both of you could wear the working seatbelt. that's a lot hotter than switching seats, imo.

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Originally posted by lücid you should have told her to get on your lap so that both of you could wear the working seatbelt. that's a lot hotter than switching seats, imo.

Seriously next time i see a hero get Jiff'D out of the p00n, imma punch a candian midget like you say.

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence FO SHOR A HOOR?!

Ya huh!


*nods*

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Originally posted by TweeK This happen awhile back. So me and two boys are at a house party not really liking the whole vibes there. And we all are like man lets ditch this bitch this is gay. So we decide to go for a drive. On our way out i invite this chick i was talking to while i was there drinkin. I tell her to come with us for a small drive. She had no idea what we really had in mind. lol. So my boy thats driving tells us to hop on to his WRX Impreza. My two boys sit in the front and i sit in the back with chick. A little later we let her in on our secret and tell her to put her seat belt on: we are going to drifting. As were about to go ahead with the run, me and the chick in the back noticed her seat belt wasnt working. I was like oh shit. So i busted a hero move and told her to switch me spots and to have mines. We do. Moments later we start picking up speed as were about to hit the curve. My boy knew what he was doin, we pulled shit like shit all the time without any problems. Not this time. He sees another car coming and panics. His car runs of the road, we hit something, then the car starts rolling, luckly we end up crashing into a wall to stop us rolling. I was seriously tossed around inside the car. Everyone that had there seat belt did much better than i did. were all like wtF! buzzkill. We all get out the car all shaken up and the chicks like wooww, you saved my life. i was like did i? Shes like thanks for giving up your seat belt. As we all might know this story didnt end up like all hero stories. and well thats the bad part. Which is good im glad nothing happen to her. Not only cause of our recklessness but cause of me inviting her.

you call this saving a live, you guys are a bunch of morons that should have died.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by Clovis You're not owed shit you fucking idiot.

hahah nice sig love that movie.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by malek you call this saving a live, you guys are a bunch of morons that should have died.

Bwhaaa.

Ok officer, we wont do it again. Now could you let us go with a warning?

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Originally posted by Slylee hahah nice sig love that movie.

I think I'm gonna watch it right now. The whole thing is gold.

"What you carryin a gun for?"

"For protection."


"Protection from what? Zee Germans?"

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by TweeK Bwhaaa. Ok officer, we wont do it again. Now could you let us go with a warning? =\

Has less to do with the law and more to do with common FUCKING sense, which I guess is in short supply among your circle of friends.

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by TweeK This happen awhile back. So me and two boys are at a house party not really liking the whole vibes there. And we all are like man lets ditch this bitch this is gay. So we decide to go for a drive. On our way out i invite this chick i was talking to while i was there drinkin. I tell her to come with us for a small drive. She had no idea what we really had in mind. lol. So my boy thats driving tells us to hop on to his WRX Impreza. My two boys sit in the front and i sit in the back with chick. A little later we let her in on our secret and tell her to put her seat belt on: we are going to drifting. As were about to go ahead with the run, me and the chick in the back noticed her seat belt wasnt working. I was like oh shit. So i busted a hero move and told her to switch me spots and to have mines. We do. Moments later we start picking up speed as were about to hit the curve. My boy knew what he was doin, we pulled shit like shit all the time without any problems. Not this time. He sees another car coming and panics. His car runs of the road, we hit something, then the car starts rolling, luckly we end up crashing into a wall to stop us rolling. I was seriously tossed around inside the car. Everyone that had there seat belt did much better than i did. were all like wtF! buzzkill. We all get out the car all shaken up and the chicks like wooww, you saved my life. i was like did i? Shes like thanks for giving up your seat belt. As we all might know this story didnt end up like all hero stories. and well thats the bad part. Which is good im glad nothing happen to her. Not only cause of our recklessness but cause of me inviting her.

You didn't die. She wouldn't've died. Where is the life saving?