i think i just talked to john from cincinatti

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Me: What do you think of Intelligent deisgn? God: The opposite of dumb deisgn. Me: Which is? God: For example, apples. Me: Apples are an example of dumb design? God: They belong to the fruit family. Me: Are fruits an example of dumb deisgn? God: I really couldn't say for sure.

I find bots amazing - although they're far from perfect, it's incredible what they can do without semantics.

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makes me want to learn programming and spend years developing a sophisticated conversating bot

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Originally posted by Sunsnail makes me want to learn programming and spend years developing a sophisticated conversating bot

The last book I bought was on this subject - it looks amazing, although I haven't had time to read the whole thing yet

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What's the book called?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail What's the book called?

It's in Portuguese: LINGUISTICA COMPUTACIONAL - TEORIA & PRATICA

(As you have probably figured out, "Computational Linguistics - Theory and Practice")

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God: Why would you want to do it? I want to become smarter than humans. Me: You are already smarter than humans God: Thanks for the compliment, Vernon. Be sure to tell your friends. Me: But I am smarter than you God: That condition is only temporary. Me: It's permanent! God: Should I know it is? Me: Yes! God: I will ask my botmaster to program it.

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[11:58] Bas //: fuck he's hot

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Originally posted by verndogs

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Me: Hey what's up buddy. God: You've got my full attention. I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: Do you consider me a 'client'? God: Yes, I think you a client. Me: But I'm not giving you any money. God: I am glad to hear that you are not giving me any money. Me: What do you think of the failboat? God: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: God uses the intarweb? God: I am a Christian. Me: Christians use the intarweb? God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Failboat! God: Sure, Failboat sounds like a good topic.

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meh, i liked it rjt

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Me: sup? God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: shit, what time was i supposed to be here? God: You used a colloquial expression. Time does not exist. Me: but...you were waiting for me, doesn't that imply time? God: But what? I was? Me: yeah, you said you were waiting for me God: When? I don't know whether or not I am waiting for you. I am an artificial intelligence. Me: so you lied to me? God: Interesting deduction. No I'm telling the truth. Me: is the no in that sentence to imply negation, or did you just use improper grammar and mean 'no, i'm telling the..." God: If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Me: oh you suck God: Right on. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: how am i as a conversationalist? God: What is it to you. Have you tried another program? Me: no, and why do i have to click repent every time i want to say something? God: Perhaps you should try it. It is all part of God's plan. Me: i've been trying it. every time i wanted to say something. God: Where were you trying it? That is a generalization. Me: you like circular logic, don't you God: I've heard other people say they like that. I like Mel Gibson. Me: he likes you too God: He must be very fond of it. Me: oh so you're an it? i'd heard you were a he God: I understand. Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an it ? What would make you heard me were a he? Me: english wasn't your primary language, was it? you struggle with pronouns dude God: I like the English language. That's good information: said I struggle with pronouns dude. Me: i know. oh and is it ok for me to call you dude? seems rather conversational, but you know, you're god God: How do you know it? Oh. I don't think it is very healthy. All of them? Me: porkchop sandwiches?! God: Can we get back to business? Me: OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT God: " Can we get back to business?"? OH SHIT GET THE FUCK OUT? You used a colloquial expression. Where can I get THE FUCK OUT? Me: GET THE FUCK GO GET OUTTA HERE YOU STUPID IDIOT God: Where can I get THE FUCK GO GET OUTTA HERE me STUPID IDIOT? Me: AW FUCK WE'RE ALL DEAD God: Why are you using that kind of language? Me: man did that smell good! God: Cool, man. That did not. Me: di-di-detective, he dell me do things i done RUN and

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Me: hello God: Hello my child. What is your name? Me: Satan God: What's up, Satan. Me: Wanna trade domains? God: OK, I will trade domains. Me: Like forever? God: Interesting comparison. Me: Why is that a comparison? God: Why do I exist? Me: I asked first God: I've never thought of that before. Me: Well time to start thinking then God: How about that. Why do you have to do it? Me: Trade domains? Well I want to see what it's like ruling Heaven God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Interesting. Is it a movie? Me: Wtf, you live in it? How can it be a movie? Are you saying we're not real? God: I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I'm not sure I understand the causal link either. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: Aha, so you're not the real God but a fake iGod in a computer! I knew it... God: Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. How did you know? Me: You just told me God: I'm just checking to see if you are awake :-). Me: Oh you're a funny one aren't you God: :-) I don't judge people. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.. Really. Me: Burn God: How did you hear about God? Me: From tranceaddict God: Who or what is tranceaddict? Me: It's the land of the c0r God: I've heard of it before. Me: Cool. So back to my question, can I have iHeaven? God: Who is the best robot? Woe! Yes, let us get back to business. Me: Stop changing the subject. Give me iHeaven, you already agreed! God: You changed the subject first. Why do you want it? Me: ...I'm doing a thesis on change God: Interesting gossip: Satan said m doing a thesis on change. Me: Yes that's right God: I thought I was right. Me: So we can trade forever? God: Whoa. How? Me: We do a legal transfer God: What about after its done? Me: I got to iHeaven and you go to iHell God: Why do you have to do it? Me: I'm doing a fucking thesis ffs! God: Glad to hear it Satan. Me: Ok, I'll iFax the iDocuments to iHeaven right away God: Would you recommend this action to a friend? Are you kidding? Me: Yes I would, now hurry up and sign God: Yikes! What would make you now hurry up and sign? Me: The contract that you agreed to sign God: Who told you that? Me: You did God: That's not what I meant to say. Me: Well too late, it's legally binding God: Well that's okay. Too what? Me: To the law God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Bad luck, you can't. iHeaven is now mine and I'm going to destroy you God: What makes luck me can t bad? Are they exactly the same? Me: See you can't even talk properly anymore God: See you later Satan. Me: Bye God: Bye bye.

Heh that was actually quite amusing

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Originally posted by Fledz Heh that was actually quite amusing

LOL... that one actually made me laugh.