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Originally posted by Spike i just watched under siege 2, probably the greatest seagal movie ever. notable kills: 1. when he rips the mans throat out with his bare hands 2. gouging out tommy lee jones eye ball with his thumb then stabbing him in the forehead and throwing his head thru a computer console

Tommy Lee Jones isnt in Under Siege 2, hes in the first one. The second one is on a train, the movie is called Dark Territory.

Out for Justice and Under Siege are my 2 favorites.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves. I bet he sweats when he eats...i this thread is 10 years late...cue the fat...err i mean failboat.

He was skinny in all his older movies

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

let's replace all the chuck norris jokes with steven segal ones


btw i saw his house in beverly hills once...not too shabby.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

pffft, he sucks. lose the ponytail sissyboy!

His best role is in Executive Decision.

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Originally posted by infinity HiGH His best role is in Executive Decision.

+1 he died in the first five minutes

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak +1 he died in the first five minutes

Which is 3,438,343 seconds longer than the average life expectancy of an enemy in a Chuck Norris film! The mind reels.

even billy blanks is better than segal, because even if most of his movies suck he has conributed to the decline of fat bitches in america.
Maybe ole steve-o should try some tai bo.



we should appreciate this dude instead lol

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak even billy blanks is better than segal,

ShowDown may be easily one of the worst movies of all time

my fav

no the first Bloodsport>*

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak even billy blanks is better than segal, because even if most of his movies suck he has conributed to the decline of fat bitches in america. Maybe ole steve-o should try some tai bo. we should appreciate this dude instead lol

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

I thought I was the only one who secretly liked Steven Seagal movies. He's not a great actor, but his movies are fun to watch.

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Originally posted by Scoops my fav http://seagalology.com/img/movies/exitwounds.jpg

Yeah I like this one too. Eva Mendes is in this one before she got famous and so is Jill Henessey from the Law & Order tv show.