one time i ran through the house naked when my sister and her bf were making out on the couch

then my mom spanked me in front of them lol

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Originally posted by Marc Summers one time i ran through the house naked when my sister and her bf were making out on the couch then my mom spanked me in front of them lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee oh man speaking of that...i was in the grocery store the other day and this mom was in front of me with 3 kids, all under the age of 10. one of the little girls (like 5) was being a brat...taking her time picking out candy and her mom got impatient i guess and told her to put it back. of course the little girl starts whining and throwing a fit. and so the mom is like, "hurry and pick one" or something like that, she was speaking spanish but i'm pretty sure that's what she was saying. so the little girl grabs a candybar and slams it down on the little belt thingy in front of the cashier and the whole time she does that, she's giving her mom this obnoxious look like "FUCK U MOM" i was just sitting there in shock thinking, "oh HELL fucking no" i would have grabbed that candy bar and put it back on the shelf and dragged her little ass out of that store by her arm, taken her straight home and sent her to bed. fucking brat. lol

i've seen these types of cases so many times that i swear to myself whenever i have kid(s), i will make sure he/she will not be a f'n brat when they go shopping with me.

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Originally posted by nchs09 you should, she is a woman.

lol. she's a sarcastic woman. I think i get it from her/my nan/my grandad. she'll be in the middle of the store & call me a twat or something.

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Originally posted by Ian lol. she's a sarcastic woman. I think i get it from her/my nan/my grandad. she'll be in the middle of the store & call me a twat or something.

well she should, you are a woman.

haha ok that was lame.

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Originally posted by Slylee oh man speaking of that...i was in the grocery store the other day and this mom was in front of me with 3 kids, all under the age of 10. one of the little girls (like 5) was being a brat...taking her time picking out candy and her mom got impatient i guess and told her to put it back. of course the little girl starts whining and throwing a fit. and so the mom is like, "hurry and pick one" or something like that, she was speaking spanish but i'm pretty sure that's what she was saying. so the little girl grabs a candybar and slams it down on the little belt thingy in front of the cashier and the whole time she does that, she's giving her mom this obnoxious look like "FUCK U MOM" i was just sitting there in shock thinking, "oh HELL fucking no" i would have grabbed that candy bar and put it back on the shelf and dragged her little ass out of that store by her arm, taken her straight home and sent her to bed. fucking brat. lol

lol i wouldnt. but then again i know little kids take forever to choose anything when they have 100 choices in front of them.

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Originally posted by nchs09 well she should, you are a woman. haha ok that was lame.

lame like a fox!

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Originally posted by LeopoldStotch hmm... now i am confused. are we talking about spankings in the butt or open fisted slaps to the head or knuckle-side slaps to the face? btw, i have seen those type of mothers before.

I was at Costco getting my beautiful $1.50 hot dog+soda and this lady in line had 6 kids and the one in her arms was crying and she slapped her a couple of times. She even grabbed the jaw and was "enough" and the mother sort of tossed her head around by swinging around the girls jaw.
I keep peeking out of my peripheral vision and i was like "jesus, if you can hear me, crash an airplane into her head right now."

I feel very bad that I'm not allowed to execute martial law :/

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depends on how hard she hits her kid

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel lol i wouldnt. but then again i know little kids take forever to choose anything when they have 100 choices in front of them.

yea well she's lucky enough in the first place to even be picking out a candy bar at all. that's how i see it. if you're gonna act like a little snot when i tell you to hurry and chose one, u dont get one. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit I was at Costco getting my beautiful $1.50 hot dog+soda and this lady in line had 6 kids and the one in her arms was crying and she slapped her a couple of times. She even grabbed the jaw and was "enough" and the mother sort of tossed her head around by swinging around the girls jaw. I keep peeking out of my peripheral vision and i was like "jesus, if you can hear me, crash an airplane into her head right now." I feel very bad that I'm not allowed to execute martial law :/

are you sure that wasn't britney spears with her children?
anyways, i would have thought the same as you, and those costco $1.50 hot dog+soda combo is pretty sweet.

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