are you serious...at one point betweem grade 10 and 11 i was drinking a 40 every friday for about a year. I lost count of the total a long long time ago.

hmm lets see. 15 years of drinking. 365 days in a year. 52 weeks. Considering I'm ussually at least a little tipsy every weekend. And throw in one random weekday drinking day a month.

I've been drunk 792 times in my life.

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Originally posted by EvilTree That so sounds like a typical Russkie answer

i moved to canada when i was 13. One day we asked some guy to buy us booze, i remember getting on TTC for 50 cents (kids fair) holding a 2-4 of bud with a buddy of mine. Reaction of the bus driver was priceless..

I'm honestly roughly close to a thousand... if drunk meaning would blow to over the legal limit.

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Are you kidding me with this question? ffs it makes my head hurt thinking of such a high count.

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Originally posted by geroin i moved to canada when i was 13. One day we asked some guy to buy us booze, i remember getting on TTC for 50 cents (kids fair) holding a 2-4 of bud with a buddy of mine. Reaction of the bus driver was priceless..

I and a friend bought our first pack of cigarettes from a depaneur (Perrette) in Brossard when we were in grade two (7 years old). We returned a whole bunch of bottles for their deposit, and had enough to buy a large pack of smokes. We told the guy behind the counter that the smokes is for our dad and sent us on an errand, and he believed us. We smoked a few cigs. I blew instead of inhaled the first one, and my friend Eric has corrected me on the incorrect technique. The teacher's pets (twin boys) from our class saw us smoking in the park. When we laughed at one guy for being scolded in class, he then loudly snitched on us to the teacher.

Sweet revenge: The teacher scolded him even more for making up lies and unbelievable stories, lol.

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I get buzzed every weekend. As for drunk...two milfs, one fat chick and one underager is how many times I've been drunk

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Originally posted by Ravemontreal Once I took a piss in front of everybody at Stereo. Put the garbage under the mixer, and did it right there while people were dancing and screaming. people thought I was playing with the mixer but I was playing with my zizi.

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Originally posted by Enjoy a classic from the aria days: me: are you on TA? girl: uhhhh... im on speed

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I and a friend bought our first pack of cigarettes from a depaneur (Perrette) in Brossard when we were in grade two (7 years old). We returned a whole bunch of bottles for their deposit, and had enough to buy a large pack of smokes. We told the guy behind the counter that the smokes is for our dad and sent us on an errand, and he believed us. We smoked a few cigs. I blew instead of inhaled the first one, and my friend Eric has corrected me on the incorrect technique. The teacher's pets (twin boys) from our class saw us smoking in the park. When we laughed at one guy for being scolded in class, he then loudly snitched on us to the teacher. Sweet revenge: The teacher scolded him even more for making up lies and unbelievable stories, lol.

when i was 7 and my brother was 9 we used to steal smokes from our uncle and smoke them, i was exhaling instead of inhaling also and couldn't understand why there is no smoke coming out, few months later he told us that he knew we took smokes from him but we never admitted to it lol

I lost count after 5 times.


being a promoter... I drink waaaaaaay too much, but only on fridays and Saturdays.

More times than can be possibly counted. I have no fucking idea. Thinking of the number is intimidating.

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I'm not a drinker; definitely less than 20 times.