the safety word is banana.
the safety word is always banana.

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Whenever I've seen the 'educational video's' on these throat jobs... the girls always teared up and almost ralphed. Were they not opening enough?

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Originally posted by _Nut_ Whenever I've seen the 'educational video's' on these throat jobs... the girls always teared up and almost ralphed. Were they not opening enough?

i fucking gag when the dentist sticks a little metal strip in my mouth, id imagine if i had a cock in there for about 20 minutes, id tear up as well.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

Its called oral sex dip shit

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Originally posted by bas we're just rolling in that sweet sweet Beatport chedda SON. I PUT DIAMONDS IN MY SALT SHAKER SO I CAN HAVE CRUSHED DIAMONDS ON MY FOOD...it makes my dookie twinkle!!!

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Originally posted by jennypie I guess when you only have a 3 inch dick, force feeding it makes you feel like a big man.

LOL!

Nice one!

gag reflex is not sxy.

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Originally posted by Aristronica I'm not talking about blow jobs. None of that "sitting back and letting her do her thing" bullshit. Cuz let's admit it - some girls are just no good at it. I'm talking about taking her head... or grabbing her pony tails... or fuck it - just grab her by the ears - and force feeding your cock into her mouth. Maybe into her cheek for a bit and then go for the deep-throat or just skull-fuck her right away. You can even have her lie down and not have to grab anything - the surface her head's resting against will provide the necessary resistance. I've recently discovered this "take charge" way of doing it and I am in love. Now it won't replace anal mind you. But it's the next best thing. A good girl will just relax and let you have your way with her mouth and it's an amazing experience. I highly recommend it. COR Version: fuck her in the mouth next time.

noooooooooo waaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii

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in my experience, women want you to be nice, listen to them, etc.
when it comes to the bedroom, they want you to cowboy-up and treat them like the slut they are.
none of this "is that ok?" bs, more like "take it bitch! you know you like it"

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange gag reflex is not sxy.

i agree..... it would be cool to do it still.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by VAR in my experience, women want you to be nice, listen to them, etc. when it comes to the bedroom, they want you to cowboy-up and treat them like the slut they are. none of this "is that ok?" bs, more like "take it bitch! you know you like it"

if you're younger than 19 you are wise beyond years my friend.

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange gag reflex is not sxy.

+1

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you