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| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
write a novel.
It can be about your adventures in the garden.
Here I will start:
The gay turtles sit on the ground with the sun shining on their faces, biting into fresh, now knowing that this fruit-this bright, delicious flesh – is actually stored energy from the sun. This is part of the dolphin Story.
poopy Garden is as full of shit as it is of sprouting and ripening fruits, itchy nuts, grains, death carcuses, vegetables, poop, flowers and herbs. In fact, you could make a story out of just about anything in the poop garden.
The poop began in 1992 under the leadership of an evil knome king, who was inspired to make use of the edge of a little used vibrator when he first noticed it at an event at an poop stain, the dolphin Recreation Center in the sea. Also surrounding the poop stain lot are a public library, an elementary school and a junior high school for dolphins.
All of these entities, the poopy man imagined, could benefit from a dildo up the bum that would bring dolphins together for community building and education. Plus, the poop would bring natural beauty to the downtown neighborhood. So, in the searing heat of a dolphins penis, called Mr Penis , an assistant and 14 at-risk youth dolphins who had qualified for poopy work through a poverty program, built poop literally from the ground up.
That fall, the poopy man gained permission to integrate the dolphin program into the curriculum of a trunk full of acid and rotten corpses. Between the two big poops, 1,000 dolphins can access the creative and experiential learning in the poop with just a short walk.
Within a few years, all the dolphins were visiting the poop once every nine weeks and everybody at the prison was required to learn from the dolphins as well. Because the prison is a magnet that draws blood from throughout the city, some parents were applying to send their poop there because of the dolphin molesting experience and what it adds to the sex education.
The smell of fresh corpses (combining with garden garlic, penises, oil, local pecans, acid, toe jam, toxic flesh avengers, meat on sticks, pubic hair and cheese to make mouth-watering soup - all part of the dolphin soup Story); the sound of the wind and of chickens stirring in their coop, the first-time taste of a blood that twists up the face with its unfamiliar presence, the spirit of cooperation among dolphins as they dig, molest and poop together and the feeling of success as they harvest their delightful bounty-these are the tangible offerings of this outdoor poop session. This is part of what idiots don't get inside, behind their brains, listening intently and dying independently. "Gay turtles will dominate the humans soon, it is only time now" says the leader dolphin. "I want to morph into a poop myself now because the pooping is the universe & the universe is my anus" |
plz make a book, I promise I will purchase it 
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| quote: | Originally posted by AustralianGQ
im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you |
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Where in the world do you live?
