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Originally posted by jonSun sitting in a tree......

outside the gay bar

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

President Calvin Coolidge and his wife allegedly visited a government farm one day and were taken around on separate tours. Mrs. Coolidge, passing the chicken pens, inquired of a supervisor whether the lone rooster was sufficient, given the many hens in the chicken flock.

"Yes", the man said, "the rooster works very hard."

Mrs. Coolidge then asked, "Really? The rooster works very hard? Every day?"

"Oh, yes," the man said. "Dozens of times a day."

"Interesting!" Mrs. Coolidge replied, "Be sure to tell that to the President!"

Some time later the President, passing the same pens, was told about the rooster—and about his wife's remark. "Same hen every time?", he asked.

"Oh, no, a different one each time," the supervisor replied.

"Tell that," Coolidge said with a sly nod, "to Mrs. Coolidge."

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Originally posted by idoru Bas & Clovis.

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quote:

Originally posted by Lilith A baby seal walks into a club.

Fixed for brevity's sake.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Fixed for brevity's sake.

Coming from you, oh waffling writer of essays, that's a funny in of itself!

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Originally posted by Lilith Coming from you, oh waffling writer of essays, that's a funny in of itself!

I'll waffle you!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

whats the saddest thing about 3 black guys in a cadillac driving off a cliff?



































they were my friends

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball?




Juan on Juan

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quote:

Originally posted by Enigmatik A nerdy little accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and put in a cell with a huge bruiser. "I wanna have sex", the brute groans. "Are you gonna be the husband or the wife?" "Well" croaks the trembling nerd, "if I have a choice, I guess I'd rather be the husband" "Ok", the bruiser says, "now get over here and suck your wife's dick."

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you