that is a big nut in its mouth

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

funny animal related story i didn't feel like creating a thread for:

so i work delivery and most of our business is to the nearby colleges but we get a decent number of families ordering. anyways, i was making a delivery to a nice neighborhood in the woods, kinda on the edge of a hill so there's a nice view and no real forest nearby cause its all settled, but its got that feel. i pull up in the driveway and the husband's chillin in the garage sanding something. he sees me, and walks out with his wallet out. right as he gets to me, i notice a hawk fly down and land on a tree about 10 feet from us. he starts to ask me how much and i shush him and point without saying anything. he sees it, looks at me excitedly and goes to get his wife. they both sneak back out to where i'm standing, and the second the husband directs the wife towards where the hawk's still chilling and she sees it, it takes a shit and flies away. oh god the look on her face was priceless, she looked like she thought the two of us secretly planned it

tipped well too

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http://www.youtube.com/mezzir

/upset


Was hoping for a game of 'who is in my mouth' with the ladies....


*cry*

There's only one real use for hamsters.


blame Sushi for that one...

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Originally posted by Lilith There's only one real use for hamsters. [1IMG]http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q303/Liliths_01/hamster-war.jpg[/IMG] blame Sushi for that one...

Haha, I love that

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"If your hamster looks like this, you did something wrong. Something very, very wrong..."

"If your hamster squirms, just squeeze him really hard to let him know you mean business. That'll teach him."

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Wonder if it works on guinea pigs, 'cause they're easier to get, bit bigger so you could hang a bigger knife off them. Plus with only 2, some lettuce and lawn clippings you can have 50 in about a month to practice with.

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Originally posted by Lilith Wonder if it works on guinea pigs, 'cause they're easier to get, bit bigger so you could hang a bigger knife off them. Plus with only 2, some lettuce and lawn clippings you can have 50 in about a month to practice with.

Yay! An endless supply!

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Originally posted by _Nut_ /upset Was hoping for a game of 'who is in my mouth' with the ladies.... *cry*

sorry... I failed.

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lolololololol fuckin squirrels