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Originally posted by Ian I'd have bought her a razor and something less gross to save my beautiful eyes

Seriously, I don't think she's aware that her cooter is loose as shit.


Save Ian's beautiful green eyes!

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by jennypie What does a girl like that think when she looks in the mirror after getting ready? "Damn, I look hot!"? or "Goddamn, I look like a skeezy whore!"?

"I'm gonna get some dick tonight if it's the last thing I do."

And fuck it. No objections here. Let the light shine in. Or in this case, let the cat out of the bag.

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Originally posted by jennypie What does a girl like that think when she looks in the mirror after getting ready?

"Is this outfit too conservative?"

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles "Is this outfit too conservative?"

at least you can see she doesn't have a penis

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Originally posted by stren at least you can see she doesn't have a penis

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Originally posted by stren at least you can see she doesn't have a penis

Or an outbreak of herpes.

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Originally posted by jennypie What does a girl like that think when she looks in the mirror after getting ready? "Damn, I look hot!"? or "Goddamn, I look like a sleezy whore!"?

fixed.

and it's the 2nd option.

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Originally posted by stren at least you can see she doesn't have a penis

but for derek, that's a huge letdown!

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Originally posted by jennypie Or an outbreak of herpes.

Or, going back to Deadliest Catch on discovery right now, they're fishing for crabs in alaska. Why when they can catch so many more back on dry land!

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Originally posted by tubularbills fixed. and it's the 2nd option.

Nah nah, I meant skeezy. It's beyond being just sleazy. It even sounds more gross. Come on, Will!