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Originally posted by TO guy This shit is funny and all, but you really need to make the witnesses say very particular things on the court record, and sometimes the questions have to be stupid. You can't just say that "she had three kids and no boys." You actually have to make the witness say "she had three kids, no boys and three girls."

yeah i forgot about that, good point

p.s. a lot of the last lines were just added in for comedic effect, i saw this thing before and it didnt contain the lines such as "can i get a new attourney because mine is an idiot...", obviously those things werent actually said

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Originally posted by teufel-man yeah i forgot about that, good point p.s. a lot of the last lines were just added in for comedic effect, i saw this thing before and it didnt contain the lines such as "can i get a new attourney because mine is an idiot...", obviously those things werent actually said

You never know!


One of my favourite segments is Headlines on Jay Leno and you wouldn't believe some of the stupidity that people post in print haha.

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Originally posted by teufel-man yeah i forgot about that, good point p.s. a lot of the last lines were just added in for comedic effect, i saw this thing before and it didnt contain the lines such as "can i get a new attourney because mine is an idiot...", obviously those things werent actually said

Actually, you would be surprised at some of the things said in court....I have read many court transcripts and some of the answers you get are just stupid.....its definately not like Law and Order court rooms. I know when I testified in court I was asked if it was my signature on a statement I took and I replied "It looks like my signature but I can't read what it says."

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LOL these are awesome.
Thanks for bringing the laughs on my bday, being stuck at work is shitty

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Originally posted by exstasie You never know! One of my favourite segments is Headlines on Jay Leno and you wouldn't believe some of the stupidity that people post in print haha.

Always gotta be home from work by 11:30 on Mondays to catch headlines. Its turned into a household event at my place lol.

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Originally posted by Endgame Always gotta be home from work by 11:30 on Mondays to catch headlines. Its turned into a household event at my place lol.

haha nice.

It was a rutual for me and my GF to watch it every monday when we were in res...even if we had to study for a huge exam!



Were trying to get tickets to see him as were going to be LA sometime next year. Would love to be there on a monday!

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