Possible Captions -

"Private Smith knew he shouldn't have dropped that joke about the Priest and the Schoolboy in the showerroom."

"To prove their heterosexuality, the other recruits abused Jonesy by holding him close and threatening him with long weapons held from a waist high position."

"Hold me closer, tiny dancer."

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Trance...a state of mind.

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Originally posted by Renegade

"he swallowed the sargent's £1000 watch, finders keepers!"

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Fave Tune at the Moment: Mesmerizer - Taking Control

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Originally posted by Renegade

Pole Volting was a MAJOR CRIME in the ARMY.

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Originally posted by Renegade

"Dammit, Harrison, I told you to never make that face again!"

"Aww come on boys, I was only joking.... no, really, it was soap on a rope."

"No, I can honestly say I am not gay."

"DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LIKE VW BEETLES????"

"The platoon just couldn't stand his constant singing any more."

"Come on guys, this isnt funny, just cuz I forgot my gun dosn't mean I'll forget it when we go into battle!"

"but this flag won't do any damage."

fun times...
-Marc

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no obstacles between my heart and my words; my lips, the great liaison to my soul.

we haven't seen a woman in years, and he has the tightest butthole"

"we're necrophiliacs, lets kill him first"

im sick huh

where's the drama for your mama?

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Originally posted by lMIlk we haven't seen a woman in years, and he has the tightest butthole" "we're necrophiliacs, lets kill him first" im sick huh

hehe ur pants


nah i think the first one is best, heheheheheheheheh

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Fave Tune at the Moment: Mesmerizer - Taking Control

>>> Download my mix here <<< (Electro, Techno & Psy-Trance)

ur DJ JEAN'S BROTHER!?

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"We're not going to kill you...we're just horny."

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"Is this guy a Canadian?"

hahahah.......i find these very funny......hahahahah

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^^^I agree, those 2 are straight comedy! lol.

I like the Canadian one best though! lol.

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"Oh NO! It seems the world has been infected by a disease called shitty music.
We've had innocculations for some time now but the populace keeps refusing it.
You don't want it? Fine. Give me all the vaccine and a needle and I'll fucking overdose.
It'll be the best day of my life."

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Originally posted by Renegade The idea's pretty simple. Just provide the hilarious caption to the following picture. Winner gets a camel and a red balloon:

Solider 1: " Hooah!"
Solider 2: "Hooah!"
Solider pointimg rifle at dudes head: "Say it you little maggot, SAY IT!!!"
Middle Solider: " Fuck the ARMY!!!!"

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Originally posted by justin Solider 1: " Hooah!" Solider 2: "Hooah!" Solider pointimg rifle at dudes head: "Say it you little maggot, SAY IT!!!" Middle Solider: " Fuck the ARMY!!!!"

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!