Pfffftttt must be fake!

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“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

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Originally posted by Echo of Silence Yes, milord, lemme make you a sammich!

you will forever call me milord. failure to comply will result in... severe... consequences

BTW, this site is teh funnay

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

I like the how the one who has "had problems with unchristian desires" is only worth $5,995. I suppose you're price goes down once you've been penetrated.


I think we should pool our money and buy the c0r a wife.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

“Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn’t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We’ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we’re going to marry her off too!"

—Mrs. James P.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

Hail traveler...welcome to September 2007. Our scientists shall aid you in your return to last month...we only hope we can do it in time

I've had that URL in my status for a month now, wake up ppl.

And yes, it's fake, it's on Snopes like bonzai kittens and manmeat.

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lol nu-uh, this cant be real!

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Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

LOL

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Originally posted by Marc Summers lol holy shit most aren't even 18

It does say in the FAQ that within the United States, girls who are 13 or older can marry with parental permission. But I doubt it.

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Originally posted by twilightki : It feels like something you'd listen to at 4 in the morning, or listen to in your car while you're going in a tunnel.

wow what a retarded site!

Are some parts of the US caught in a time warp or in some weird religious sect, arranged marriages = FAIL

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