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Originally posted by dj_alfi how fucking easy is it to get married in India? I mean, 20 women has said yes, then turned him down bcus of his tail?

He sure could fuck two of them at the same time though.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid Ultimate "failure without pics" thread.

Only if you had made the thread.

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Originally posted by chach Only if you had made the thread.

Ultimate "lamest pointless bash ever made on TA" post.

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I thought this was going to be about penis

LOL shit

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Originally posted by ballmouse I thought this was going to be about penis

+1. Now that WOULD have been impressive

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Originally posted by Aristronica great pick-up line tho. "I'M THE MOTHERF*CKING MONKEY GOD B*TCH!"

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Originally posted by Acton it might have something to do with them thinking he is a god lol

Well they only thought he was a god because he had a tail... not sure how that works.

Heres me expecting this like monkey tail thing... looks like a sausage!

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Originally posted by Darkarbiter looks like a half-dry dog turd!

Here is the video , it looks fake for some reason maybe because it is so rare ? i guess his mother must of f*cked a bush monkey

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Originally posted by Acton However, doctors say his tail is a rare but known congenital defect and that he is not a god.

WTF??? What about this hyper-scientifical fact:

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Originally posted by Acton Mr Oram also loves climbing trees and eating bananas, according to the Press Trust of India.

OMG!! A medical error!!!